Jordany Valdespin: the best argument yet that steroids don't work.

Fucking Oliver Perez.

Fortunately for that fan there was someone close by who made a bigger ass out of themselves.

This is a work. The WWE would be proud. Unless that dude's unit is a foot long, this is a work.

What kind of lap hog is this commie working with, here? Look how far her head is above his waist.

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

Martinez: "Pick up the fucking balls. You’re part of this fucking team."

Looks like the Phillies have only two choices: let Young walk or Texas Ranger.

Worst Dr. Who Ever.

Judge Smails was shocked to find out that, yes, you do indeed get a free bowl of soup with that hat.

Dancing panda avatar? How old are you?

China used Hydro Pump.

Police promptly arrested Scheppers' eye.

After all this Prince George talk, I'm getting pretty sick of hearing about things the Royals pulled through their gap.

KTVU is reporting that second baseman Wi Ga Chu and shortstop Yu So Dum really pulled a fast one on him.

Well of course no one noticed, Tom. It's a gay bar.

"Mike, I just wanna take this opportunity to say... Cindy, will you marry me?

"Boston is home to a generally amoral and disgusting fanbase on the whole"

Well isn't this an example of the pot calling the pressure cooker black

Rules Official: "It doesn't matter that it's ESPN property. Play it where it lies."