You'll get no argument from me over the fact that Buck is possibly the worst thing of all the things ever, but why the ill will to Rivera because of it? I mean I get that you're a Sox fan, but as a baseball fan can't you just not be a Sawx fan for a minute?

Pete Rose looks up from betting slips, nods; motorboats girlfriend.

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.

I can't believe people are getting so mad over this. I mean, there's meat stuffed in a too-tight, unnaturally-reddened casing, super-artificial, with the flavor of something that's been sitting around since, like, 1999... and if we can get over his call of the Derby every year, surely we can get over some ketchup on a…

The #1 suspect.

In the south, they drink 3/4 of a Budweiser like that, then pour the last 1/4 on their face. They call it a "Clydesdale Surprise"

I'm sorry...is there a reason why this wouldn't have occurred as he was trying to leg out a single in AAA yesterday?

It's funny, I know each and every word in that paragraph, yet I still have no idea what it says.

I'd be mad too if that was my husband's nickname.

Reporter: European?

You are aptly named.

At what point did he try to slap the ball out of your hand?

It's time for Cincinnati to apologize for that sack of shit chili and pasta concoction they pass off as a regional specialty.

Just admit it, Sam: you got owned. Instead of watching your team win a championship in real time, you went to hang out at the beach. You yourself embody the antithesis of your article's thesis, in the very first paragraph. Which is, might I add, fucking hilarious.

e.coliseum

You're welcome, you blowhard

Sounds like your typical speedtrap shithole along an interstate. We have plenty of them here in Texas. I got caught in one on the North side of Houston, don't even remember the name of it. Just some backwater little asscrack of a dump on 59 where the speed limit dropped something like 20 mph in segments over the…

First of all, what stove on medium-low heat puts out enough heat to cook any decent bacon in only five minutes?