They should cut back the alcohol level a bit - 70% is really the sweet spot when it comes to disinfection. You’d think higher concentrations of alcohol would be better, but you need a certain amount of water in order to properly penetrate cell membranes. Cutting back to 70% gives you a more effective product, and more…

I like Leslie quite a bit, and think she is legitimately funny. But god, was she a disaster when it came to live sketches.  It was painful to watch her more often than I’d like to admit. 

Lean into the Diablo sauce flavor profile - go with Chili Lime fries, please. 

I think this article is fantastic, but I challenge your choice of hot sauce. Frank’s is wonderful, but this will take any pizza to the next level. Give it a shot!

I used to work for a company based in England, and spent a lot of time there (I live in New York). One of the sandwiches they always had in the cafeteria was cole slaw and shredded cheddar on a baguette. That’s all. I had one, and it wasn’t half bad. So this one seems pretty normal to me.

The filet o fish has lower calories than the McChicken, and is still somehow oddly delicious. Yes, I am taking the time to praise a fast food fish sandwich online.  I may have hit rock bottom. 

I’ve been keeping 5 pennies in my pocket that I give to my three year old.  She can exchange them as tokens for whatever she wants to do.  Want to jump in the pool more?  Ok, here’s your five “moneys”. One penny per jump.  She gets excited enough to keep going that she never dawdles or wastes time. And she knows that…

I don’t want to be obnoxious internet guy, but I’m a chemist, so I need to.

Not original (based on a local sandwich shop) - take some of the ranch and add both hot sauce and a decent slug of pickle juice. Use hot sauce pickle ranch as a topping for a fried chicken sandwich.  Enjoy every single delicious bite. 

Great question. Honestly, one thing that keeps running through my brain - why call this out at all? If your real goal was truly to improve people’s health and help the environment, and not to make it seem like you were responsible for doing A Very Good And Important Thing...just do it. If next Monday lunch was bean…

“Meatless Mondays?!? That’s insane! How is my child supposed to get enough protein? This is ridiculous! What gives them the right to push their agenda on my child? THIS IS PUBLIC SCHOOL!!!! What? Pizza Fridays? Yeah, those are fine. I don’t get your point.”

I disagree slightly - I think toasting the bread is vital. Without that, the texture just isn’t right. Gummy bread, wet tomatoes, and mayo just don’t work that well together. I also think the tomatoes absolutely need to be well seasoned with salt and pepper (I also like some roasted garlic powder). Otherwise, spot on.

To my understanding, our commander in chief is a big fan of pee shoots as well. 

Blue Point Toasted Lager.  Still one of the best offerings out there, and pretty widely available. 

Honestly, their fries really are kind of terrible.  Their only purpose is to be used as a vehicle to ingest more Chick Fil A sauce, which is a noble reason to exist. 

Honest question - in today’s climate, where it is now sexually improper for a person in a position of fame or power to use said fame or power to get someone into bed - what exactly makes her empowered and not a victim? 

Maybe, but Big Enos Burdette sure as hell didn’t want 400 cases of Coors Light to celebrate with.  

Search Google for “95869 gif thumbs up porn”. Click images, and it should be the first one displayed. Party scene, blue background. 

There exists, online, a gif that reminds me of this one, but it is extremely NSFW. It is the perfect gif. The ultimate gif. The only problem? There’s no way on earth I could post it here.  I’m trying to figure out how to provide a path to finding it without getting into big trouble, mister. 

I don’t quite understand why this film exists.

The original (which I love) was really, to me, just another version of the old “Wait a minute, this isn’t (insert safe location) - it’s actually evil!” trope. It works because it’s all about the aesthetic that Argento builds. Without that, there’s just the barest structure…