Well...a 14 year old girl repeatedly sent tweets asking them to cover the song.  So they did.  They changed it up a little (it’s in a different key, and the guitars during the chorus have much more of an impact), but it’s mostly the same.  Which is likely what the girl who requested the cover wanted.  I’m sure she…

Here’s why!

Have you tried making vegan mayo using aquafaba? It’s quick and very easy.

Well, that isn’t entirely true - or else steak tartare would not exist. While nothing is entirely safe, it’s also somewhat untrue to say that consuming rare beef is completely unhealthy. 

I find this quote from the first linked article very interesting:
“And then last night, he got on stage and was vicious, misogynistic, cruel, and arrogant.”
It seems like it’s all come full circle, Mr. Miller.

As much as I hate to admit it, I first read the headline as “Patron shot” (as in a shot of the tequila), and then felt rather dumb when the rest of the headline made no sense.

I have not, but I would do the same thing. I imagine that the chefs working in those restaurants aren’t likely bad chefs - if anything, they simply have lower quality raw materials to work with. In that case, I’d hope they’d do their best to salvage even lower quality beef if given the opportunity to do so.

At a friend’s suggestion, I stopped specifying the doneness of my steak. Now, I simply say “however the chef recommends it be cooked”. Since then, I haven’t gotten a steak that I was unhappy with.

The egg thing bothered me way too much. If it were, in fact, real, that $50,000 certainly wouldn’t mean very much anymore.

Wouldn’t frozen zombies be...frozen? As in, not much of a threat, since they simply could not move until they thawed out?

As a huge Thin Lizzy fan myself, I’ve found a few bands who do the ripoff thing very well. My two favorites:

She should have known better.

I think you are missing something VERY important - when I’m drunk at 11:45 on a Friday night, I can order Dominoes. Pizza Hut stopped delivering almost 2 hours ago.

Recently released, and one of the best live albums I own. Brilliant in every way.

Simplest way to do things - go to the store and buy frozen lobster tails. Defrost, cut out of the shell (flip the tail over so you are looking at the belly side. Using kitchen shears, make a cut up either side all the way to the back. Peel back that part of the shell, stick a finger under the top of the shell, and…

My local Arby’s already has televisions. Is this an odd thing?

Citifield is no slouch, either. The Pat LaFrieda filet mignon sandwich may take a half inning to make, but it’s absolutely delicious.

You was?

I know someone who decided to post photos of his stillborn child on Facebook. Photoshopped with little hearts and stars. It's one of the most disturbing things I've ever encountered in my life.

Merry Christmas! May I suggest picking up a quart of Sucks on your way home tonight? Cheap, available, and always the right choice when you don't know what else to drink. Do it now, or regret it later. You do write a column called Drunkspin...don't leave yourself dry tonight.