A million times this.

Very succinct and I couldn’t agree more. 

No one is ever coming to take your guns. Ever, ever. 

EMERGENCY!

All 11 miles of seashore, too. 

New Hampshire is the Alabama of New England. The rest of the states don’t really like him, but keep him around for the cheap liquor and access to explosives. 

Context matters.

‘The only way for us to work together is to do exactly what I propose, without question or comment.’

She is old, white, and rich. She will do ANYTHING to keep her husband’s money from being subject to proper taxation. 

I’m certain I’m older than you and am also certain you are incorrect and self-important. 

“Are you embarrassed just to be an American?” - YES.

I’d have liked to have seen Redhot Cheetos in this mix, still giving it a whirl!

:Nelson Muntz voice: “HA-HA!”

Women don’t need men’s protection. They’re perfectly capable of taking care of themselves. 

That’s what ‘conscientious objector’ status was for.

That is absolutely wild. I’d never considered that the placard has that value to others. 

That’s why it’s called the ‘third-chance state’. If you fuck up in California (assuming you’re not from California), Florida is all that’s left for you.

I’m particularly concerned about ‘paid handicapped parking’.

It’s nice when you’re not lugging the extra bag(s) to/from the airport. 

Possibly unrelated but my alma mater has this shame in its history: