I hate to be pedantic (huge lie, pedantry defines me), but isn’t this just a dagwood sandwich?

MUST.HAVE

That’s Houston heroin-chic. 

Excellent comment/usernname synergy.

:cues up These Eyes by The Guess Who:

SACD?

The actual police have abdicated their responsibilities there? Or is this a ‘supplemental’ security force?

Rent a car if you don’t already own one. 

This is perfect. Thanks.

*amended

Kentucky. 

Ohio = racist.

Cold-blooded. 

Ms. Bunker “suggested” I try this a couple of weeks ago, as I too am a shabby middle-aged man, and we were assured that there’s enough left up high to properly filter the air. On top of that, I’ve not had such success picking my nose in probably 30 years. You should see these boogs.

That is one schlubby old-man body. 

That and the dinosaurs thing.

Eh, my parents are definitely NOT cool but they are definitely still progressive.

Applause.

Irrelevant.

That’s not how racism works.