Billerica - aka “Dorchester in the woods”

Because Americans love nothing more than entertaining the fallacy that they themselves will SOMEDAY be rich.

Yes, it absolutely does make them evil.

Harrison’s is my local and I frequent it often. Try out Bill and Bob’s (Woburn, Salem, Peabody), they’re very good also.

Bright red, slightly more spicy than sweet, rather thin. I’m sure the James River brand is from Virginia but (Essex County, MA resident) it’s the one I see most often (as I crane my neck for validation lol).

*JAMES RIVER bbq sauce. Accept no substitutes.

Shitty take, Libby. I’d love to donate 0.03% of my “wealth” - but I’d struggle to pay my mortgage next month.

The John Wayne Gacy similarities are way too eerie.

The lettering is applied by a local sporting goods store, usually.

I shouldn’t have enjoyed this as much as I did.

I think I prefer Five Man Acoustic Jam to anything else Tesla ever did.

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https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/metallica-master-of-puppets/

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I’m reasonably sure the ‘design team’ consisted solely of Tanner Hall.

My current lady is...concerned...that I have two bartenders on my Christmas shopping list. Tread lightly with that information.

So you’re telling me there’s a chance?!?

“Last Christmas” is fucking GREAT, but also super sad.

*Carlin

I’m a ‘fake’ attorney who ‘represents’ the ‘interests’ of many ironworkers. Boy do we enjoy cussing each other out. The best are the 70+ year-old guys who work in the front-office/construction trailer. It’s like watching A Christmas Story boiler scene on repeat.