I enjoy watching golf and have adopted ‘NASCAR Naps’ in place of the ‘golf nap’. There’s something ASMR/monotonous about the engine buzzing and evenly-spaced 4 left turns. Puts me right out.

Passed through Palmer yesterday, delightful little town.

I will begin over-using ‘scatalogical analog’ immediately.

I’d have never put that together.

My Worcester family is from Kerry. My Boston family is from Cork. Ms. Edith’s South Coast family is also of Cork.

Yeah, but you don’t let your Catholic uncles hear you say that aloud.

+1 for limpet. Crustacea!

For some folks, the only walking they do is between the shitter and various other chairs.

That’s the best possible way to be excommunicated.

Know this: The Sullys are VASTLY outnumbered here. They’re just boorish and loud and known.

I’m from Boston. I just did a shitton of business down in Nashville last month. That city is fucking AWESOME. Can’t wait to return.

Confirmed. Ms. Edith and I went to her party last night and we had to be wheelbarrowed to our taxi. I’m expecting the same at our event on the 22nd.

The Crab is a classic “OH MY, it’s finally nice out, let’s walk down to the Crab!” place. Go in the colder months and you shouldn’t have to wait.

ARTU IS SO GOOD.

This is fucking glorious.

I turned the game off after that play. It was obvious that there’d be no comeback and that the C’s were essentially flabbergasted. Score would’ve been far more lopsided if Marcus Smart didn’t have the best offensive output of his season.

Campus Golf is awesome. You need to switch the tennis ball out for a racquetball though.

OF COURSE Flaming Bag of Excrement Paul LePage has refused to implement it, he’d never, ever have been elected, TWICE, without the Dems splitting in half. Fuck, I hate that guy.

“NBA Twitter/Insta” is all the data you need to support your (correct) assertion.

Yeah, she mentioned it way back in ‘02 or ‘03 and has seemed to many to be a ‘viable candidate’ for the last six or seven years. At least that’s what a cursory google search tells me.