Why, do the boxes taste better? 

I know exactly how Andrew Luck feels. I mean, I don’t have a degree from Stanford or a bunch of athletic ability or millions of dollars or a super-high IQ. But I have been booed by people in Indianapolis. And my boss does a lot of drugs.

Andrew Luck 2012: *Takes a sack* Great job, man. Insane hustle. You really got me.

Andrew Luck 2019: You even just look at the ceiling and wish you could stop existing? Like, not die, but just POOF and cease being altogether. Maybe it’s nothing but motionless, soundless black. Complete emptiness. Nothingness. But it’s…

And now Werner Herzog selling Star Lord a haunted doll factory adjacent holding cell

Cannot wait to watch the Seattle Trogdors in action

With the understanding that I absolutely detest Jerruh, Zeke, the Cowboys and Dallas itself, I’m going to say that your comparison doesn’t really hold up. Most employers aren’t drafted into their company and have some say in where they work if they are in demand to the point where they have multiple suitors. And if…

I’m starting to think this continuing conglomeration thing might have a negative impact on the independent voices of artists or something.

How would you council an owner/league/team/club/stadium to deal with political/provocative fan signage issues that have the potential to incite confrontation and therefore create liability and/or loss of business?

Oh come on. This is yet another hit piece against the Trump administration. Its not like they have been removing environmental regulations on blatant polluters, intentionally understaffing agencys, canceling lawsuits already in progress and fighting states for protecting their waterways in court or anything. Witch…

“I am looking for any and all Schutt Air Advantage Adult Large helmets that were manufactured in 2010 or after. I will trade a signed worn Steelers Head Coach jacket.”

I know a lot of people are going to be making jokes about this Werder’s physical appearance, and I just want to point out that it’s not okay to body-shame. This is true even of demographics not usually subject to body-shaming, because, if we’re being honest with ourselves, nobody likes a hypocrite. And maybe the world…

People often LOVE garbage though.

Bullshit. I vividly remember just how much I despised that awful movie before even leaving the theater. And most of the people I knew who remembered the originals from their youth (I was a little young for Episode IV, or as we used to call it “Star Wars”, but Empire and Return of the Jedi were somethign I had seen in…

Thing is, in 1999 audiences left theaters satisfied, almost giddy, with Episode 1.

I don’t remember ANYONE besides very young children liking Phantom Menace after seeing it, which the exception of the climactic lightsaber battle (even that was tainted by constant cuts to “let’s try spinning! woo hoo!” Anakin scenes).

I remember a handful of apologists trying really hard to rationalize how it wasn’t…

why would you assume him saying he wants to retire is for you and not for him 

“In the year of The Matrix, Being John Malkovich, and Magnolia, among others,”
Probably stick The Matrix and possibly Magnolia in with “among others” and bring out Eyes Wide Shut and Three Kings. 

Even on Total Request, the nü-metal bands couldn’t crack into the top spots (#3 was semi-officially dubbed ‘the Korn spot’ because the top two were always one of the big pop/r&b spots), even among teens they didn’t have nearly the support of the boy bands. This is why all those bands that stuck around went soft,…

I remember pretty much everything here being thoroughly buzzed about at the time, especially Sigur Ros, Le Tigre and Magnet Fields. I take exception to the observation, “a strong argument that top 40 could be taken just as seriously as more underground sounds with,” though. Everyone I knew thought of 1999 as an…

Dude seems to be upset that a 33 win team got handed the best player of all time and he suddenly had expectations. By the way, this was after convincing his boss at the time to draft Anthony Bennett #1 overall (which essentially got said boss fired and Griffin promoted to GM) and bringing in David Blatt (among other gr…