Halloween is overrated, but it’s still a shit ton better than anything else on this list. Christmas is fun for a few hours (for those observing Christmas), and then its a weird cold dead day where its awful outside, everything is closed, and you’re trapped with those same Thanksgiving relatives, except now they have a…

Yeah, but between Eli and Gruden, they’re both a *fun* 1-7. The Bills are like some kind of physical manifestation of the concept of existentialism. And apparently someone is dropping doodies in their stadium. Gross!

Can the Bills and Cavs just forfeit their seasons? Is this a possible thing? Because I think they should seriously look into it.

There is a live concert of Deerhunter playing some of the new songs up on youtube. They are so, so good. Super excited for this record...

Maybe he will be the one to finally acknowledge the elephant in the room, which is that “Rashida” can with minimal effort be rearranged to spell “a radish.”

I literally forgot there was a season 5. I now have a vague memory of seeing it pop up on netflix, remembering how terrible most of season 4 was, and giving it the ol’ thumbs down unwatched. 

I thought Lindsey was okay until he starting associating with Nancy Grace, I want to say about halfway through Up and Vanished 1. He seemed to get significantly more judgmental and unpleasant after that, like she was giving him asshole lessons. Before he hit the big time, I think his fuckups were more forgivable, and…

Well, I did tell the goat I wanted to live deliciously. 

Well, I did tell the goat I wanted to live deliciously. 

Christ, if I could go a day without someone saying that...

Paul F. Tompkins has a bit where he talks about how excited he is to have a part in a Soderbergh movie- as in, here’s the beginning of his serious actor career. But then he finds out that every other upper-tier comedian will also there, and it’s just a big gimmick. I will never ever be in that position, but for some…

We hired a husband-and-wife caterer team for our wedding reception. The husband was a chef who ran his own restaurant, the wife was just getting into the catering game. And by “just,” I mean we were literally her first client. Still, the food was astonishingly good, and they were right down the street from the…

“But it’ll grow back, right?”

Multiday road trips through scenic countryside are exempt (that trip sounds pretty cool). But try I-70 from Columbus to Denver in November.

The Is This Lump Cancer, Oh Wait I Guess I Just Bumped My Arm Somehow Lineup

Yup. The drive is always more brutal on day 2 anyway. 8 hours on day 1 kind of sucks, 8 more hours on day 2 is a goddamn death march.

If he had any sense, he’d lean into it full-on. Battle scars and everything, 24/7. That would be incredible.
Can’t lie- both the song and video were much better than I expected from ol’ Grumpypudge Crazypants.

Gotta say, I have trouble with social cues too, and it’s never led to earth-shattering blowjobs. Although... there was this one time... no, wait, that was just me crying in a empty dark room all night. Close, though!

100% with you on the animal stuff. I’m very sensitive to that. In that regard, this movie is pretty mild. It does show a dead dog (the livign dog has about 5 seconds of screen time), but it’s quick and there’s no implied pain or torture. Beyond that, it depends on how you feel about birds.

Why, hello thread that’s already vanishing into the Kinja mists. I went and saw this sumbitch this afternoon. I’d prefer a Friday night showing, but no one would come see it with me. I blame my poor grooming.