Pretty sure he means these guys

Hey, Florida man doesn’t just spring forth fully-formed. He has to be cultivated, groomed.

If LeBron actually signs with Philly, we’ll be hearing about the Process for the rest of our lives. I just... I’m not sure I can handle that.

*slow exhale* I know, I know. I 100% believe you. He couldn’t influence a clock to give him the time of day, and even a genius negotiator couldn’t handle the tasks he was given anyway. I’m just saying he gets my award for “least worst.” In terms of WH advisors, he’s a warm body that is taking up space that would’ve…

And even with all that, I still find that gross, callow muppet to be one of, if not the most, humane and appealing members of the Trump white house. Like, I’m actually a little worried that he’s getting boxed out of everything. I don’t want to find out how much worse Trump can get when that senile windsock is…

How is it compared to Stalker?

Hmmm. Story checks out!  *thumbs up*

Yes, this is exactly the question. (Julio Jones tweeted the above out of the blue and no one knows why)

A five-day long kink camp when you’re not into it sounds like a special kind of hell. (kink camp??)

I 100% believe all of this. Dude is some kind of space alien.

My total lack of initiative after, say, age 12 is 100% on me, and good lord I was a lazy shit.  This is all in the context of encouraging/not encouraging little 5-yr-old would-be Jacos and Jamersons.

If, as a parent, you’re worrying about screwing up this whole music lessons thing, I’ll give you a little anecdote. I grew up in a house with big, heavy windows, all of which had thick counterweight ‘sash cords’ so you could open them easily. The sash cords ran vertically along the window frames, so you could see them…

I remember catching a local indie band who used an honest-to-god full upright piano. They lugged that goddamn thing to all the arty venues that would take them. Their music was very cool and atmospheric, but they always looked pissed off, and after a show they were in no mood for chitchat. It’s like they knew what was…

Bueller was garbage. GARBAGE

Rebuttal: A lot of curling’s appeal is that it looks like a sport where a couch potato could crush a few beers, grab a kitchen broom, declare “let’s be champions,” and then actually do it.

I tried to construct “High As Fuck” from HFA and I just couldn’t do it. Today is just the worst.

“They’re on a spaceship”
*Looks meaningfully at cops*
“This spaceship we call... Earth.”
*Stares at cops motionlessly*  *Cops back out in silence*

Aaah, that’s the stuff. I refer you to my profile pic.

Once you turn 40, you realize you’re never getting your buttsex money back.

Astounded that no one has mentioned David Bowie’s Station to Station, a.k.a. the album he has claimed he doesn’t remember making because of the mountain of coke he was doing.