In 2003, Radiohead by a landslide. Today, Flaming Lips by a, uh, mega-landslide. But that’s 100% Wayne Coyne have some kind of midlife crisis. Steven Drozd is still the shit, even as he seems to be pulling more towards max-bloat Yes.

The RedState forums are amazing right now. Either they’re burning their GOP cards because “such a decent man lost” or they’re already starting their Cruz 2020 chants. 2016 was already at Maximum Clown Car for the GOPs; why he’d have any better luck in 2020 is beyond me.

The Georgia state flag (a variant of the first Confederate States flag) is not so popular for some reason! Nothing dresses up slavery like the charm of bureaucracy!

I just looked up Confederate flags, and the second CSA flag is one of the creepiest things I’ve ever seen. The battle flag up in corner, and the rest a…

Take a bow, sir.

Which Dem candidate will do that? Hilary’s been the antichrist to Repubs since she tried to reform healthcare as First Lady. Bernie is whatever the opposite of a Blue Dog is. Honestly, I’m just glad we have real candidates on the Dem side and not an animate plank of drywall like Kerry again.

Deal is term-limited so he can’t be re-elected. He’s corrupt as fuck, but in Georgia that just means he’s pragmatic. Or at least business-savvy enough to block a lot of the crazier bills the state tries to pass.

I can’t find a link right now, but at one point during deliberation on the bill, democrats tried to add an…

But no references to teeth! I think he’s saving them up for his magnum opus.

Lee Atwater and Karl Rove would probably be chagrined that you’re denying them credit for all their hard work.

I made a snarky comment about Pantera winning this, but they obviously weren’t grunge. Their hair metal photos are spectacular, tho.

I was a college freshman when Plush came out, and everyone at my campus- seemingly *everyone*- thought it was Pearl Jam or a Pearl Jam rip-off band. I didn’t see it myself, but Harvilla’s statement jibes with my experience. I think it was more a function of being 19, having PJ and Nirvana be the first bands you claim…

This is all meant to be read in Werner Herzog’s voice, right?

I briefly read the cousin’s name as “Carol Pegasus” and I didn’t even bat an eye. It’s like, sure, why not?

I read these articles just to see what descriptor Gronk gets. “Walking beer pong tournament” is still my favorite.

How about this- Simmons is sports reporting’s J.K. Rowlings. He doesn’t report or seriously analyze sports- he world-builds, using current sports and musty pop-culture as his clay. That pyramid hall of fame thing is his Hogwarts. Whenever he makes some ridiculous comparison, like NBA players to celebrity chefs, he’s…

Touchdowns earned by manly men rumbling into the endzone as God intended it are worth 7 points. Touchdowns earned by lofting the ball into the air like its a cowardly zeppelin are worth 3 points. The kicking game shall be abolished.

Clarinet man, you are a champion for the ages. I'm being completely serious- when does something like that actually happen? And you made it happen- you were the kid wailing away on the clarinet, putting it all out there for love, free jazzing the fuck out of that soccer game. You know that everyone from that game…

This sounds legitimately interesting and fun.

What kind of diseased mind finds soda pop acceptable, let alone sandwiching it between soda and pop?