You know, I know it sounds crazy, but that car would look better with—popup headlights.

Clearly hepped up on goofballs.

Awesome. My bicycle is bomb-proof by those standards.

Quarks? Do you have to be a particle physicist to drive new cars?

You’re just being paranoid, man.

Crown Royal would explain a lot actually.

Yes, but they are now SPRAKJAHOPEN.

Make public transit not gross. Might become an option.

What I want to know is who the hell garages what is essentially a taxi-spec car for 32 years waiting for it to become a classic?

It would probably quite spacious for him, statistically speaking.

Damn, that’s awful. Most idiots don’t realize that in a few short days, years of work can be ruined. My thoughts are with you and the other growers going through this hell.

You do know that vineyards exist for more than wine, right?

Does insurance actually cover the REAL cost for you guys to replace everything at the vineyard?

It’s just agriculture... if someone from Iowa would say “we lost one of our soybean fields in the flood :/” would you call it a first world problem? This is incredibly tone deaf and you should feel bad for saying it.

That viticulture region is world renowned. Stop. Seriously, get off it.

Meanwhile in the real world a federal disaster has already been declared (by trump no less) allowing for the use of FEMA and other federal monies to be used in structure protection, and helping affected people.

Well we were about 90/95% harvested. However the remaining grapes will most likely be lost to smoke tainting them. We figure a cost of $50,000 per acre minimum to replant and irrigate and get everything back up to par. Plus most varietals won’t produce a solid crop until 4th leaf (4th year). So the total cost is going…

Thank you, we’ll be back better and stronger.

Fuck you. I hope your belongings and family’s work never burn down around you. Asshole.

Well said Sir,