I read that in Tom Brokaw’s voice. That was kinda pleasant to hear internally

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!!!

The security guy took the ball. Did Travis get it back?

Does he get a gift basket?

Coach Tindall (seen above) receiving a “Jamaican Rockabuskie.” History has proven that he will not clean up after.

With the last pick of the 7th round, Chris Jones’ penis has been selected by the Denver Broncos. Known as Mr. Irrelevant, Mr Jones’ penis will be celebrated with a trip to Disney World to lead a parade and his own jersey.Asked for comment the penis became too excited and fell down again.

Mark Wahlberg, the little brother of NKOTB’s Danny Wahlberg, misses Hole in One by inches.

Leave Sly and the family alone.

Well he can now put the 13.1 sticker on his back windshield since he completed it.

Someone get Dr PimplePopper

Don’t forget she lost her Senatorial run badly

Whatd you do, Drake? Jump ship?

As a PT, his inpatient treatment will mostly consist of very passive range of movements like PT assisted stretches. Most PT work in a hospital, esp ones in a coma, are there to regain strength and prevent bed sores. I would be certain he has already had PT in the ICU. But this one now can gauge if he can make small…

To be completely honest, the day Dale Earnhardt died at Daytona. I have yet to watch a race since.

Top 3 personal wild speculations I thought of first as to why Steve Spurrier is retiring:

You mean other than that pesky issue over the name Redskins?

Protect your friends, especially friends that are girls. When I go to shows, I always amcautious of weird guys creeping up on girl friends. If weird energy or catch vibes I will switch places with my friend. Then that creeper feels different about to grind on a 6’1” 220lb guy

Woke up to the news that Floyd Mayweather is still undefeated and 60-0*

Sad its not in NYC anymore. Hearing Jets fans mock JW with a Jersey "Fuck her right in the pussy" wouldve been fabulous. Thanks, Obama.

Well done, sir. Well done.