He who walks behind the comb-over...

Its called trust. If you have it, then you don’t worry. If you don’t have it, you make dumb rules like a fucking amateur.

Honestly, that’s what I thought of. It’s like a super extreme measure people who are in sex and love addiction treatment take in order to immediately curb their bad behavior, essentially doing a hard line of cutting out anything that could be tempting. I would say it means he’s cheated on his wife a bunch of times.

I think it’s perfectly appropriate to mock people whose ground rules essentially proclaim that neither of them believe that he is to be trusted. And it’s doubly appropriate when those same people have turned their lives into a crusade to police the morality of others.

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

Shut up and stop trying to have sex with me.

Yes, i seen it, he is creating his own Trump party of children of the corn.

“That was some weird shit.”

I can’t take credit for this, Matt Ufford on twitter can. I’m stupid and can’t link tweets.

You either retire a hero, or play long enough to see yourself become a shitty statue.

“It’s obviously because Burneko is in the pockets of BIG AESTHETICS.”

Stealing a joke, but “Don’t let last years’ Warriors’ loss distract you from the fact that the GOP blew a 273-197 lead in the House”

Hell, even when he WAS doing the negotiating himself it’s not like he was good at it. This gormless chucklefuck went bankrupt trying to sell gambling, steak, and football to America. He’s been coasting his entire life on the money he was gifted by his father and then lying about his net worth.

Precisely! Paul Ryan is a “wonk” in the sense that most undergraduate students are “wonks.” (I include the 18-22 year old version of myself in this group). They have ideologies on how the world should work but never get into actually playing out how those ideologies may be functionally enacted and the consequences of…

I think there are probably plenty of people who are pro death penalty in theory but don’t want their names down as official witnesses to a going-out-of-business-sale ten-day death jamboree.

I’m going to be like the Final Girl at the end of a Friday the 13th movie and just go with the relief for now, despite Jason’s habit of having the best health care in the universe and continually returning from the grave.

Well, before we giggle, let’s look at this big picture. The reality is that today’s non-vote means very little in the grand scheme of things. The GOP absolutely will find the right bill that guts healthcare, probably by focusing all the cuts on the poor and the young as opposed to letting the elderly (who always vote)…

Be fair. They only had seven years to come up with a plan, and nobody knew that health care was hard until recently.