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On Wednesday evening we shared the surprising and sort of delightful news that Brad Pitt’s newest passion is sculpting

I’d tell you what I’d be moving up from the store brand mustard.

He really does! Never forget that a lovely, North American Triumvirate of Hotness:

I never found monogamy hard.

PSU alum here, and sadly one of the few who agrees with this. The only silver lining is the market that’s opened up for the bottled tears of my fellow alumni. What I’m trying to say is I work from home and make 5,000/wk.

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

I can think of worse ends than being returned to nature by way of a couple of kind guys with a bottle of wine.

I really don’t want to be the pats fan who’s got a persecution complex but you can’t tell me that Gisele not being in a luxury box on the 50 yard line isn’t proof of a league wide conspiracy against our team.

Everyone is all like “finally not political like Beyoncé!”

We need to stop playing into the GOP narrative that we want free birth control. Under the ACA, we get birth control covered at 100% by our insurance, but we pay for the insurance. It’s not a handout. It’s simply requiring insurance to provide a benefit that the overwhelming majority of women need.

Fake news perpetrated by the zombies, they want us to think they are slow.

“the Mortdecai star”

She pled guilty, cooperated with the investigation, and as Noble Renard noted the sentence was indeed excessive compared to previous cases.

Her sentence was the longest sentence for any leaker, ever. Yes, the leak was huge, but as the NY Times points out, none of the material was classified as Top Secret.

You’re right. He’s a high priced hermit and always has been. Great catch.

Apologies for copying most of what I responded to another comment, but I honestly think Trump as President is far less scary than Pence as President. Trump is already contradicting senior Republicans on big things like healthcare, and committing them all to things they literally can’t deliver on. It will cause at…

“trump isn’t going to pretend to be human. He’s also not going to actually be human.”

I think realizing what this job entails already has. He somehow had no fucking clue, even on November 9, the enormous responsibility that would be heaped on his shoulders. I’d be appreciating his misery if it didn’t mean that anything he does will badly fuck up the country.

Best joke I heard last week: