The world is not this black and white. Plus, a lot of your details are just wrong. Refusing to give medical care to an adult is considered wrong in most cases, for instance. Our criminal justice system takes adults’ possessions away as a form of punishment all the time. Rules for kids are different, but it’s not an…

Ah, I keep forgetting that we’re in an era in which words have no meaning.

God. and the memories of that unusual movie start floating back.

My husband and I had a good talk about this on Sunday. My reaction was and remains that the core “joke” there is “haha, men kissing each other is weird, especially if the men are good looking and famous!” It’s a classic “surprise!” joke, where the humor is supposed to come from your shock at an unexpected thing…

“here is Joseph Fiennes, brother of Ralph, also known as “the hotter one,” as Michael Jackson ...”

I mean, I personally took it as a declaration of their intentions to annex the Rhinelands.

He was pretty great in The Departed. “Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck yourself.” is one of my still standard replies.

I can’t see Ben Affleck’s Live By Night costume...

The parents are committed to act as a united front to effectuate recovery and reunification.

Well duh kitty! You need to load that salad up with a shitload of cheese and dressing before it even gets close to edible.

This is Katie Koestner. She is well known because in 1991 she was date-raped, and it was her case that made date-rape a concept in our society. Since then she has made a career of publicly discussing her rape and getting paid to do so. Is she milking it for profit?

..it’s impossible to tell what is real and what is reality tv for this family..

Cheers to Jay for throwing something correctly.

The problem with the death penalty isn’t the people who deserve it. It’s the people who don’t.

He is so much worse than Hillary Clinton that it’s not funny.

It’s a downright cromulant word.