I mean do women ever get to have anything? It’s a pretty natural reaction to be like “so what’s the catch” after centuries of being completely ignored by the American judicial system.

The rules about jury service vary by state. The disclosures are there to allow for an impartial jury. Usually cops or cops spouses aren’t on juries in case they would be be partial to prosecution as well.

Glad the guy is doing hard time, and thanks for the report, but c’mon, Stassa, PLEASE fix your typos before you publish. Readers DO notice these things. It’s sloppy and unprofessional. Raise your standards. Two of your sentences make no sense:

while it may not be perfect, i’m going to take a moment and be perfectly honest - this site, and the people on it, give me hope, give me strength and give me more knowledge than i could ever hope to repay, and i love and cherish every one of you for it.

If guys don’t want to rape, they shouldn’t drink.

But people TOLD subway that Jared was a pedophile and they hushed it up. Everyone should be suing subway, especially but not limited to the wife with SMALL CHILDREN that subway didn’t inform.

Hank Hill, as always, explains all.

Most of my friends weren’t 21 when I turned so we went to Applebees and the bartender was being a dick to me - really condescending - and when he heard it was my 21st he was like “Oh so I guess you want a daiquiri?” and I DID but I wasn’t going to take that shit from him so I said “No! I want a scotch & soda” and he…

Having a stranger buy you a car for your birthday is so much more believable than having Tyga buy you one.

On my 21st b day, I went to a local country bar where I chipped my tooth on a beer bottle bc two girls were fighting and one knocked into me, all my friends ditched me to go home early, leaving me to share a limo with some random dudes who took me home, where I crashed the bed of my friend who was sleeping with her…

Please. My son turned one this weekend and he got like 7 cars and a few trucks from random people. I asked him about it this morning, he said he doesn’t remember a thing.

Maybe they should have won a World Series sooner.

Not that being dead ever stopped Chicago residents from participating in the electoral process.

Maybe they should have won a World Series sooner.

In 2001, I said to my dad (like me, a lifelong Red Sox fan), “I guess with all that happened this year, you have to root for the Yankees in the World Series.”

Some perspective on how historic this is:

Mother Teresa wasn’t “kind of a bitch”, she was a fucking monster. MT purposefully allowed the sick and poor under her “care” to suffer, often horribly, because she believed suffering was a gift from God. Also probably because she was a religious fanatic/lunatic/hypocrite who exploited peoples’ faith for her own…

My mom did criminal defense for 25 years in DC. She would regularly be called a bitch to her face by prosecutors.

I owned two college basketball jerseys in my time...

At the Warriors’ Halloween party, Steph Curry simply ate 73 cookies and wept.