I actually found the Maria story more comforting than scary. Sure, it sounds like a dream and a coincidence and it probably is. But the idea of a man dying and being taken to the “other side” by his long-dead young daughter is sweet in an odd way.

A lecturer told me a horrible story of how he had been broken into while he slept, when the cops came and he said to em“I can’t believe I slept right through it they even made a cup of tea” and pointed to the kettle sitting in middle of the living room table.

I was driving back from watching a scary movie at a friend’s house shortly after midnight, by myself. I get on the road and there are noises coming from the back seat of this two door car. Something is straight up back there and I am drifting into the other lane trying not to crash or panic at the same time. Then this…

This made me laugh! My grandmother lives in a small town in saskatchewan (population of maybe 400) and their RCMP depot with also shuts down at 5. You need help late at night the done thing is to go and start ringing the large bell outside the town bar and hope you wake someone up.

I live in a small town out on the Alberta prairie. Our RCMP depot closes at 5 pm, no lie. You’d be better off going to the liquor store by the Super 8 for help. At least it’s open until 2 am and someone in there likely has a hunting rifle.

Nothing in my life has given me more joy than when Obama was delivering his SOTU address and, to make a point about the importance of bipartisan cooperation, said “I have no more campaigns to run,” and the Republicans applauded. Without missing a DAMN BEAT, he came back with “I know, because I won both of them.”

In high school I drove my mom’s minivan for a while before I got a car, and there were a couple of times I SWORE there was someone in the way back (usually late at night after watching a scary movie at a friend’s house). The light would catch my eye just right in the rear view mirror and I was sure there was an axe…

When I was kid, we had the same problem with 911 calling the house saying there was a call and hangup. It was always preceded by the phone ringing, someone picking up, and hearing a quick hangup.

I bet he does that like once a week, and out of nowhere

The most confusing thing about all of this is “why”? No one, not one person, who read this article saw the transplant denial and said “that’s fucked up! She should have gotten a liver!” We all know that there are fine moral distinctions involved in transplant suitability decisions. And the thing you want is already…

I bet he’s cracked up at least 3 times today just remembering this.

Pictured: the “What the Fuck You Gonna Do About It?” face in its natural environment. Senior Year Obama really is the best.

He is not exhibited in the museum, and the only mention of him in the entire museum is made in reference to Anita Hill.

A friend of my mom’s argued in front of SCOTUS in the 90s, and said Thomas never said a single word the entire case, just sat there chewing his gum with his mouth open. Because he’s the WORST.

Uncle Thomas is an embarrassment, and I can’t wait until President Hillary Clinton gets to drag the court to the left and sideline his sell-out ass. The new thing last week from conservatives was this kerfuffle and outrage about him not being explicitly included in the new National Museum of African American History…

I mean, and that’s not even getting into the fact that his entire purpose in the senate has been to keep Delaware’s status as an onshore tax haven. It’s like everyone forgot that he was derisively dubbed “Senator MasterCard.”

Do you not see how your language choices are, uh, lousy? When we cast those who get sober as “strong” and those who cannot do so as “weak” we further stigmatize them. That’s part of the BS that keeps addicts degraded. A person can “fight” with all they have and still not be able to get there, especially (as in…

Blue is the color of Planned Parenthood’s c3 side. Their c3 side is the one that operates the clinics, advocacy and education (think teen sex programs). The c4 side of Planned Parenthood is Pink branded. That’s the action fund. Planned Parenthood Action Fund is the side that works with legislation, policy and…

But was the Planned Parenthood pink dress Clinton wore at the Catholic dinner shade? I like to think it is.