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Actual footage of youth-relatable Madonna:

But if you don’t post/tweet/instagram the shit out of your visits to sick children, how will god know? /s

In North (or gasp and shudder...Kim’s defense) my niece has a friend named Brooklyn and heard that there was also a place called Brooklyn...so she asked if I ever thought she’d get to visit ‘Violet’ and if it was near Brooklyn. 

I actually met Jonah Peretti once at some tech thing. He asked me if I was waiting in line and I said no and he said thanks.

SAME.

Man, fuck being President. According to Trump, if you’re Secretary of State you’re basically in God Mode and can shape world politics to your whim, Hillary was just lazy.

If they break up, I think I’ll lose all hope for lasting love. They are perfect together.

Alright, I don’t love monarchies, but I say we turn the First Lady position into one and let Michelle have it until she wants to hand it over to Sasha or Malia.

What, you’re saying Heath Ledger’s real face isn’t chalk white and scarred into a twisted smile? I’m stunned.

Sorry but most people (including myself) hate Lena Dunham the person for the following reasons: Omission of WOC from her work and the discussion of feminism, failure to recognize her privileged status, multiple racially insensitive tweets and comments, critical acclaim for lackluster projects.......etc.

i dont mean to be a stick in the mud, and i’ll hunt down a link later, but i recently saw an entire documentary about how he lobbied spielberg for a purple lightsaber in that film, so i’m preeeety sure i’m right on this one.

That was Michael Cera, numb nuts 🙄

all of that sweet lord of the rings money will help console him, of that i have no doubt.

Meanwhile, Naomi thinks about Tyra the same amount as the number of fucks she gives about her: 0.

You are a silly, silly people.

And Tim Bits are just doughnut holes, you pretentious assholes!

April of this year—the beginning of the baseball season—Indians owner Paul Dolan said the team would move away from using the demeaning depiction of a supposed Native American, instead making the block-letter “C” the team’s primary logo.

If you actually read the stories, she did her damnedest to protect her kids with her life. Her abusive husband repeatedly told her that if she tried to escape or defied him, he would murder her kids in front of her. If, instead, she let herself be beaten, he apparently stuck to beating her and did not physically harm

There’s actually some really interesting and gruesome feminist legal theory about self-defense laws. Basically it boils down to: self defense laws are made for someone defending themselves in a fight to the death that’s moving quickly and happening right at the time of the death or injury. Women’s violence, and the

I . . . theoretically agree. In principal, so long as you live in a social contract, you abrogate some of the rights you retain in the state of nature, first and foremost being the right of retribution and unlimited self-defense. You are supposed to cede your power to murder and kill, even in self-defense, to the