My dad let me have a BB gun when I was a kid. One day, I aimed it at him as a joke. He grabbed that BB gun and said, “You never aim a gun at someone you don’t want to kill.” He took away the BB gun forever, and then got rid of his real guns. That’s how you send the message that gun safety is realer than real.

Ms. Lohan wants to clarify that her finger was lost in a freak accident, and definately not because she didn’t pay her debts on time and thereby offended a high ranking member of the Japanese Yakuza, who decided to take a finger as payment.

My reaction to all things McGorry is a very aggressive Tommy Lee Jones-style I DON’T CARE. Jump out of that fucking water tunnel thing, dude. I don’t care. I don’t care if you didn’t kill your wife. I don’t care about any one-armed man. I don’t fucking care.

“I think he texted me back saying, ‘Yeah, sure. I’m here to help,’ or something like that,’’ Lochte told USA TODAY Sports. “But he didn’t call me. I was like, ‘Hey, can you please call me? Let me know, I need help.’ That never really happened.’’

Would you like to respond, Mr. Phelps?

Ryan is making the classic work friends/real friends mistake.

And then Ryan was like

Lol, yes, Lochte truly is George Costanza.

And Mike was all:

She hugged a bunny in another photo. That was adorable.

My favorite picture from their visit.

The Daily Mail online posted the killer’s name and details about his life and it looks like his father had given him many lessons on correct handling of a weapon. It once again reminds us that no matter how well trained someone is in gun safety the biggest danger to owning a gun is that you or your family will be…

Yes, death announcements and important articles about people’s deaths should get their own articles and not be included in Dirt Bag. I get that it’s Sunday and there is probably not a lot of celebrity ‘news’ to go around, but maybe there are some antics of C and D list celebrities that was too dull to make it mid week…

I still get teary eyed every time I see an article (like this one) or see a clip of him on tv and remember that he’s no longer with us and how he went out. It’s just too sad. Although I totally understand what he did, given the diagnosis and future he was faced with. He was such a treasure and we were all lucky to be…

The pic that’s circulating of him in his hospital bed with his parents flanking him had me sobbing. It really drives home how much suffering these school shootings cause. But then again, if Sandy Hook wasn’t enough to spur gun laws to change, I’m not optimistic. My heart breaks for this family and every other victim…

You don’t remember the star of the classic Nickelodeon show Kenyan and Keel?

Granny told him not to touch Socialists, no matter how charming they are.

In addition to the “up high”, he also offered the “down low”--I have a burning curiosity as to if he would have tried a “too slow” if given the chance :)

Guaranteed NO ONE has ever offered to high five Price George and he’s thinking “What barbarity is this Canadian greeting?”

It’s like he knows that Prince George was named after his ancestor, and not him. That’s why.