Haha! You noticed! Not sure if anyone would.

I’d feel like, who plays basketball with bats?! Get those off the court! And take the bases with you!

Getting a bad set of ‘em is terrible. My sympathies, that’s a lot to overcome.

for me its mostly angelina, brad i shrug on. i don’t know what it is. i love how she was always edgy and then came around and is so hugely philanthropic and educating everyone on cancer screenings and everything. she got her fame and is putting it to good use, along with her money.

There are lots of political careers that don’t involve being an elected person yourself. James Carville has an enormously successful political career. He’s not running for anything.

I joked at first that this might be a drama free divorce, because I didn’t buy the affair story that was trending, but damn.

Exactly. The Brad and Angelina situation gets an even bigger thumbs down from me because it apparently involves Maddox. I am projecting here, but Maddox is the only child who was first just with Angelina as a single mom. I know he was still little when Brad came into the picture, but I’m old enough to remember when it…

Bitter exes who just want to stunt on the other. Thumbs Up and popcorn ready.

Maybe Brad was replaced with a replicant crafted by The Feminazi Collective and the real Brad is locked in some basement somewhere being forced to watch Xena Warrior Princess reruns on an endless loop? And maybe Angelina played subliminal messages to the kids every night in an effort to mold them to her will? She’s…

You’re right, it should be the minimum standard. However, lots of people, myself included, didn’t get the opportunity to grow up with the minimum standard. My life would have been vastly improved it either of my parents gave as much care and consideration about my wellbeing as Angelina does for her brood. So hell yeah…

Once you’re legally allowed to buy booze, “temper tantrums” are off the table, especially in front of your kids. If Brad, an adult man in his 50s, was having temper tantrums, then no one else was “ruling the roost” because big adult babies being indulged to the point of having tantrums are the ones ruling everyone…

Verbal aggression is not the same thing as yelling.

I read that as “I’d extract the life from someone lunging aggressively at my damn cat,” and nodded approvingly, knowing that I would do the same for my dog. Then I reread the comment and realized it was a little more temperate than that.

Shaq is so funny. He needs another show.

no ragrets guy is my favorite meme on the internet i think...

Yeah, we’re gonna be OK, thanks. We got the initials on our ring fingers and we usually wear our real rings over them. We’ve vowed that if we ever got divorced, we’d have to cut our finger off. So there’s THAT for motivation...

Brad Pitt, though I feel a little reluctant to throw that down before all (or any, really) facts are established.

My step-father never got more angry than when I would step up to defend my Mom, so this rang true for me. I don’t think he ever would have hit her, but he nearly hit me on a few occasions when I’d tell him to stop talking to her that way. So this all rings super true to me.

woooooooooooosh