Elon Musk, the eccentric, car-loving billionaire whose childhood was famously chronicled in the 2001 Steven Spielberg film A.I

Oh my god, I’m so sick of saying this, THAT’S NOT HOW THE FUCKING FIRST AMENDMENT WORKS.

Does Rich Nichols think the US Soccer Federation is a branch of the government?

This kind of thing makes me sad, too, because why aren’t you equally upset that black women and girls are being abused or mistreated? I mean, 100% with the history of race in our country I get being wary and defensive. But with cases like Cosby or freaking R. Kelly - where there is literal video of him abusing a girl…

Well, except for Hidden Figures. As that legit looks awesome, if only because we never get “Black Women Being Geniuses” movies. I AM SO HERE FOR IT.Go see that instead of Rapist Parker’s project.

PREACH! The “suspicious timing” argument irks me to the core. I remember when the debacle around Bill Cosby began to unfold and the conspiracy theorist were talking nonsense that the “accusations” only came out because he was “about to purchase a network”. NO, these are not instances of social stratification and…

True, and some people are black and women. Simultaneously. Like me. Maybe this wasn’t the intention of your comment, but it’s upsetting to see people suggest he’s being targeted because he’s black. Black people are often under stricter codes of conduct, but I can’t live in a world where people suggest that Parker…

The victim has been dead 4 years, and she's just reporting now? Very suspicious.

So unfair for people to not forget the thing that he did, especially now that he has all this attention. He tries not to think about it, why can’t we all do the same?

The timing is suspicious indeed. I remember when Ava DuVernay came out with her movie and suddenly all these rape accusations popped up. This happened to Steve McQueen when 12 Years A Slave was about to come out. Also vividly remember Spike Lee being accused of heinous crimes before the release of Do The Right Thing.…

Kid: “Thanks, Weekend Dad! Does that mean you’ll make my piano recital this fall?”

That reminds me of my dad and how he’d drive his IROC-Z onto the court where I was playing youth basketball and skid that thing real close to me while I was trying to shoot a free throw. If I missed, he’d flick a cigarette at me, peel out, and I wouldn’t see him for months. If I made the shot he’d nod at me…

Sure, why not? They can always make more humans

Harambe worked for the Cincinnati Zoo too.

Don’t be sad. Harambe would've wanted it this way. He loved low hanging fruit.

You know who can’t feel sad anymore? Har....

Harambe loved Skyline Chili

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He is also not covered in Cheeto dust and sporting a dead beaver on his head.

BoobPunch & Aurora PR Team to the Stars.