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I want to cast Caillou in the next season of The Walking Dead.

You’re gonna get some hop-ons.

I'd like to pile on and say great job, you have a lot to be proud of, and thank you for sharing your insight. :)

Oooh, about whom?

It *is* the time for quiet reflection on important matters.

Like the deserts miss the rain.

+1 still love that meme

I mean, he's so damn handsome and smart, how could she not?

Brilliant original usage, btw

Ha, awesome handle (I think it's called). Will do! Like an idiot I made mine @lastnamefirstname, but I'll give that I was young and green at the Internet as an excuse.

I am, mostly just retweeting jokes I like though. Are you? (My Twitter name totally doxxes(sp?) me, so maybe I can follow you first if you have an innocuous name. I’d hate for anyone to know IRL how bad my dad jokes are ;)

Thanks! :) and of course, your comments are always quite good, I just like making bad jokes.

Autocorrect has truly blessed us with second-tier (if that) jokes.

I think it was actually on Law and Order: Sedan

That’s definitely a talent.

+1 jorts

Exactly. Austerity policy is bullshit that never does a thing for the people hit the hardest by any type of economic downturn. The small government/fiscal conservative types should start reducing the size of government by seeing their way out of it. Then people who actually care about serving the public can replace…

They tax unprepared food in Illinois?! That's horrible.

You mean I don’t have to keep this rotting turkey leg attached to my person with a piece of rope around my waist with me constantly to identify as a meat eater? And I can go out on a Sunday without my roast hat/fascinator on my dome at all times?!