At least one of the larger local farmers markets by me has a station that allows people to use EBT (food stamp) cards to purchase items throughout the market. I hope more of my local markets do too and that it becomes a thing in general.

They’d lose their minds with me, I’ll often say I’m going, plan on going, and then say fuck it and drive around aimlessly instead. Or loiter in a supermarket, which I did today. Lots of stuff to see there!

Like in I Am Legend...maybe we were the true monsters (fuckers) the whole time.

Hahaha. Oh, holy shit, that wasn’t a long-ass, not-at-all-funny joke?

Dude, so long as it is both canned and full of chunks (just made myself barf), and at a discount, he’s down.

Can we just go with cucumbers = taints?

Finally, another cucumber hater! We don’t even need to discuss beets (duh they suck). But NOBODY hates cucumbers normally. I despise both their terrible flavor and the fact that they have caused me personal injury. Prepping them once at a bagel shop with a 10-inch serrated bread knife resulted in a couple of…

Could be used as an insult though. “Ol’ fruit soup is coming our way, better look busy.” Or something. Something better.

Satan at least has plans and a coherent narrative.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

I kind of like it, it seems almost over-the-top enough to be funny. Especially when stoned. And a parrot.

I thought the team names were two players’ names until I saw your comment. I give up.

I had an ex who had a tell of saying the very specific phrase “To be completely honest...” I called him out on it more than once, but it must have been deeply ingrained.

Either a whale attempting to play these instruments or a whale body-slamming said instruments seems like it would be pretty hilarious. I say keep the original spelling!

Good point. I much prefer not being viewed.

You’re welcome! It’s really fascinating. They were filming what was supposed to be his comeback originally (NYC mayoral race), and midway through the new sexting scandal broke, but they were allowed to keep filming (which was crazy in and of itself), and it turned into a very different documentary.

Would you smush THAT thing? But agreed on being glad he didn’t.

Retirement villages are apparently great places to get tail all the time. Makes perfect sense to me.

The documentary Weiner has some insight into that, mostly from watching her around him.

How do you keep them from falling down with the extra weight? Drawstring? Belt? Suspenders? And at what cost to your dignity?