Came here for this, was not disappointed, eh

For some reason my tired brain read the title as “How to introduce a new partner to your penis”.

I ... have so many questions about Mr. Tawny and his clothing choices...

NGL, caught this out of the corner of my eye and assumed it was a red version of Evil Abed’s goatee from the Darkest Timeline.

No Maurice (1987)? No Lianna (1983)?

I find rigid styrofoam insulation board works amazingly well as a temporary window blocker. Plus, it’s easy to take down from the windows when it cools down and you want a breeze from outdoors :)

It’s claimed by some other things that are tall :P but perhaps it’s time to reassess all that!

Now we just have to get that second shot. Counting down the days!

It’s really hard when the fridge’s shelf positions are impossible. I’m like you - I can accommodate one tall(-ish) shelf, but it means the others are awkward heights. You can adjust them in turn, but it usually means one shelf is unbelievably shallow and consequently mostly useless. Such is the lot of many apartment…

We have a tiny 4th-floor balcony, so I plant the same thing every year in our windowboxes: scarlet or coral geraniums fringed by deep blue-purple lobelia. The colours pop, the plants do well even with my black thumb, and they’re immune to all the aphids that somehow manage to find our balcony every damn year. Those…

My late father became pretty isolated after my mother died, and that’s when he sank into watching FOX News (he was vaguely liberal before that). I think the TV became company, and FOX and other right-wing “shouty” programs engaged him because they seemingly talked directly to him, engaged him in their outrage. Being…

Two very wise people :) In future I’m going for the funkier ‘shrooms!

I buy mushrooms with the caps still unfurled so that if I don’t get to them right away, at least they won’t have gotten too old.

I really hope people with colds and flu will dig out their face mask and wear it to help the rest of us, too.

I’ve been doing Japanese tea ceremony for close to 20 years now, and even younger knee joints will pop and crack when rising from seiza (kneeling position). Listening to sounds in the tea room is an important element in appreciating the moment. To me, crackling knees are just another part of the soundscape, along with …

Need a DIY cup holder? Take a roll of duct tape and put your cup inside. It’s as simple as that. 

That too!

This is all true. Our tastes change - and, more importantly, so do our perceptions.

I keep reading these yummy recipes for air fried recipes, and ... I don’t have an air fryer. Help! What features should I be looking for? I looked on Amazon and was instantly stunned into immobility. It’s hard to know what I need before I can use it to find what I need...

Fry them up in too much fat
Fry them in a funny hat