My daughter said she wanted to be a princess. I said why not a queen?

Dance magic dance

Reverse mermaid

My boyfriend an drew I went as Rey and Finn from The Force Awakens!

I did an Operation costume, my daughter was Inigo Montoya

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Well he’s already talked about getting rid of freedom of the press. He’s talked about using stop and frisk as a means of confiscating people’s guns, and he’s threatened to throw the leader of the opposition party into jail if he gets elected. He pretty much sounds like he’s running for election as a dictator of a…

Ask them how they feel about Bill Cosby.

Seriously. Full fucking sentences that are not comprised of words like “beautiful” or “tremendous” repeated 2-7 times to fill them.

What bothers me is that this woman is a professor...

“Women have a tough time getting hired over 55 because of cognitive decline,” she suggested.

This logic I understand. I often ask myself, if Jeffrey Dahmer hated boys so much, why did he eat them?

Like, how can you say Thomas Jefferson didn’t like black people... he housed and fed dozens of them???

I’ll just leave this here...

He has such high regards for the sanctity of marriage that he did it three times! That’s three times more regard than someone who is only married once! Did I get this right, Kellyanne?

I would say you are correct, his use of “crooked Hillary” is pure projection, of his own issues and flaws. Along with his debate accusation that she has “tremendous hate in her heart”.

I suspect she honestly doesn’t remember.

I have a number of departed relatives who, if they could, would rise from their graves to vote against Donald Trump. Sadly, they can’t. But it does prove that dead people have more sense than the GOP.

“I’m sorry, dead people generally vote for Democrats rather than Republicans,”

President Obama is frequently credited as playing chess where everyone else is playing checkers. Meanwhile, Donald Trump is playing “nuh uh, YOU are, nyahhhhh.”