As long as the booze is free I think you’re good. :)

I’m getting married in July and I got scolded because:

And, in the deep south, this....

As long as we’re all agreed Frisbee golf sucks.

“The project is the third fairy tale Vinson has set up at Disney in the last eight months. He has Genies, a prequel to Aladdin”

I didn’t need more of a reason to love Chris Hemsworth, so I’ll just add this to the list.

In my wildest dreams, he turns Texas blue because Latinos are so disgusted by him that they register and show up to the polls en masse.

It honestly took a minute for me to realize that he didn’t say “Women who have sex must have some form of punishment”.

American ladies if one of these piece of shit fucktards does end up becoming president I will start a Go Fund Me for women to come to Canada and have abortions here. I think ladies around the world would donate money so that women can have safe abortions. I would also set up some sort of organization to arrange places…

Yes! Thank you! My husband came in and told me he’d just read it on Twitter (I work in repro health, so this all interests me) and my reaction was the same. Those hypocrites want to call it murder and then be all “oh, but the people getting them shouldn’t be punished [for MURDERING]” because they know it’s an extreme…

But not the men that get the women pregnant.

What about the men who cause these abortions? Women don’t get pregnant, intentionally or otherwise, without some y-chromosome assistance, after all. What is the plan for making sure these irresponsible guys shoulder some of the blame?

I just bitched someone out on a different Trump post for those same “Hillary is just as bad!” bullshit sentiments. I have lost all my abilities to even when it comes to these people. I am ALL ABOUT voting for whomever you want in the primaries, but anyone who pouts and stays home in November if it’s Hillary is someone…

Once again, I would like to promote joining my league of secret agent women, who will go have affairs with prominent pro-life republicans (because all of them will cheat, obviously) and then record themselves when they finally say “my love, Donald Trump/Ted Cruz/Marco Rubio/Paul Ryan/Rand Paul/etc, the most wonderful…

this makes me so unbelievably furious... and I just found out that my boyfriend’s ridiculously uninformed conservative sisters are voting for trump, and it makes me not want to associate with them at least until the election is over... am I a shitty person for feeling that way? it’s just... HOW CAN PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY…

“Look, people in certain parts of the Republican Party, conservative Republicans, would say, ‘Yes, it should.”

Margaret Atwood was a fucking prophet.