Also, they are deadly as all fuck.

I hate humans. If I ever come across a plan of animals plotting to take over the planet and keep humans as lab projects, I wouldn’t tell.

“It’s gorgeous. I just think it’s a little rigid.”

I would watch an entire show of Martha just dissing stuff.

LOL i love her and her WASP shade forever

It kinda reminds me of republicans death-grip on the founding fathers, despite having nothing in common with them, morally or intellectually. Like, if John Adams was alive today he would 1) be very confused and 2) have no time for this shit-flinging nonsense.

Good for this girl for being brave enough to report right away. It’s hard to do and so extremely brave. Because she did reported, she and other women have a chance at justice.

I was interviewed for this show- a friend of mine and I found out that we were actually half sisters (my mom had given her up for adoption, I knew about it but not who, years and years later friend and I have a random conversation and oh look at that, my mysterious half sis is my friend, who I met in my 30's). We…

He should definitely be charged for distributing pornography to minors as well as disseminating nude photographs without the subject's consent. I don't even care if the students were used to using her phone -when that was happening it was with her permission. What a little sh*t, let's encourage him by punishing the…

For their part, the Union County School district maintains that the subject of the photograph is not the problem, rather their objection is to Arthur’s improper supervision of her private property.

So what happens to the 16 year old who was distributing pornography?

They should wear EACH OTHER’S underwear.

Except that Oprah could have realized what Erin was going through and made her producers make a back-up plan where if Erin still seemed too resistant, Oprah could have insisted that she not go on to do the interview and instead run reel tape of what Erin had gone through, had a psychologist on to discuss what happened…

My boyfriend and I were having dinner at a local place, and the table next to us (very tiny place, we were practically sharing a table) was a couple clearly on a first day. Blind date? Internet dating? Whatever, they obviously didn’t know each other at all.

My bf told me about a conversation he overheard in Alabama between two men talking about how this third guy not in the conversation was wrong to claim a woman he’s training can’t do anything, because the trainer is “a straight up he-man woman-hater” and “super-sexist”, so that made my day better. There are people I…

I don’t have any advice. I’m just sending support.

Stay strong! You can get through this, I promise you. It’ll suck, but you’ll make it through in the end.

AJ Jacobs, who wrote a book about trying to live by everything in the bible for year, said that his wife got angry at him and sat on everything in their house during her period (which makes it off limits to men), so he started carrying a folding stool around with him everywhere.

So much this. I was always pro-choice, but I can distinctly remember two instances in my pregnancy - one as I was throwing up everything I’d eaten all day after having to bolt from the dinner table, and the other as I was on doctor’s appointment number four for the week (while starving, because thanks gestational…