I am going to miss this woman terribly, and am hoping beyond all hopes someone keeps her shop open. When I got married a couple years ago, the wedding boutique suggested I check out her lingerie shop for a bra to go with my wedding dress. I have an extremely narrow back than is typical of my cup size, and Macys,…

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This might be my favorite photo of Chris Evans.

Fallon is indeed tiny.

That’s a great photo!

I love the rock.

She should show up at his next rectal exam / colonoscopy and do the same.

I would be terrified out of my mind if I was out on a jog and someone tried to grab me. Her body probably went into full-on fight or flight mode because she thought she was being attacked - especially if she had headphones on, which tends to put you in your own little world.

I mean... she’d probably been jogging for a while by then, certainly longer than they had that day. Is he saying his cops were fit for duty, yet NOT fit enough to be capable of running a few feet ahead of her and flagging her attention rather than lay hands?

“Hey, at least we didn’t rape you!” is on the list of things you should never have a reason to utter. It’s pretty much at the top of the list. When you hear yourself about to say that, stop speaking and step away from the microphone.

He should have just shot her:

I just waited on him last week! He stacked his plates and was generally the nicest. I was completely in the weeds while he was there, and he was so patient and sweet and made a point to tell me how well I was handling the room. (It was full and I was the only server with no support staff.) I assumed he was a waiter…

Something similar happened to a good friend of mine.

I once sat down in a very small, deserted restaurant just as Travis Barker left. Being the asshole that I am, I checked to see what he tipped. It was in the range of 5% on a tab that was a couple hundred dollars.

Around 2008, I worked at bonefish grill in western new york and Teddy Geiger(remember him?) would come in with his family occasionally. It was the biggest pain in the ass because we were told that if we weren’t his server, we couldn’t make eye contact with anyone at the table, or pass by the table, which was a problem…

I’m home from college visiting and now my mom and sister are taking me to the airport. I’m hungover.

I missed waiting on Willem Dafoe twice this summer, at the cafe I work at (probably for the best, since I would’ve probably turned every shade of Pantone red before saying something weird and embarassing). But by all accounts, he is one of the nicest customers ever.

I was not working there, but once, at a very tiny, very packed restaurant, everyone at the table looked up as Bette Midler and what I presume was her daughter came in for dinner. There was a wait for tables, but Ms. Midler smiled and stood and waited for 30 minutes, without complaining, until something opened up. She…

My first celebrity sighting:

Heh. So I was eating at a sushi restaurant in Tulsa, OK, mid 90s - bar was full so we were at a table. Large group behind me. After awhile my friend goes, “hey, I recognize that guy.” I look around, discreetly not just staring, but every time I try my view is blocked by a rather large woman. My friend can’t think of…