My suggestion. Headless okcupid profile with instructions. Here’s how mine starts:

I honestly am mystified as to what can get guys off of their entitlement when it comes to casual sex.

I hope you tell the stories at every chance you get. People need to hear it so they remember when voting. When women aren’t given control of their own reproduction, what happened in Romania is our fate.

I live in a very bike-intensive city and almost hit a bike once with my car - it was night, they had no lights or reflective gear, and they ran a red light. WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!

As a DC pedestrian, I’m now more fearful of cyclists than drivers...it’s a mess.

Okay but also bike lanes should be banned in general because cyclists should be banned because they never FUCKING FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE GODDAMN ROAD YOU CANNOT RUN A FUCKING STOP SIGN I AM IN A GIANT METAL TWO TON CYCLIST KILLING MACHINE YOU GODDAMN MORONS

It is terrifying how little people actually do know about it. It needs to be said and remembered. If the GOP have their way, they will be taking a page out of Ceausescu’s book. Not to increase the birth rate but to control women. However, no access to abortion, low cost birth control or sex education will result in…

This is very near me. Before people jump to say, “Oh my god, MORE religious liberty nonsense?” this is actually quite a different situation. This area is almost always a mess; DC traffic is already a nightmare, but we have a lovely convention center into which tens of thousands of people pour into weekly on top of it.

Oh god. We all know this is going to end up in so many abandoned children...

I know someone who was born in Romania in the Ceausescu era. It was pretty clear to her that her parents did not want any children and only had one to avoid getting in trouble with the government. She’s sort of a messed up person - high achieving, but nearly incapable of establishing and maintaining healthy…

“Romania: The Sequel”

The public knowledge on Ceaucescu is surely lacking, otherwise those anti-choicers would have a lot less of a leg to stand on, me thinks.

“It breaks my heart that it’s the end of an era and in solidarity, I will be wearing my panties at half-mast.”

I bought the dvd. now what.

also imo nothing Orlando Bloom will ever do is going to top this interview :

Hi, I’m Kristiffer Lawredeschanel, and I’m here to talk about a cause very close to my heart. Every day, Manic Pixie Dream Girls across America are dying. Hundreds of women with crooked smiles and a penchant for describing sunsets while quoting your favorite Camus/Salinger/Dr. Seuss book are disappearing from your…

We ALL saw it because of Orlando Bloom and he betrayed us.

But what about your sleeping infant? Most babies really aren’t constantly crying. It sounds like this woman has and had adequate childcare ready for both this conference and her teaching.

Too bad one can’t send the audible response to a dick pic of *hysterical laughter*. Theres no better response to wither a guys ego than hysterical laughter at it.

I dated a dude who was super Christian and when he asked me if I was religious I said “I mean. I like getting presents on Christmas but I don’t believe in zombie Jesus” and that’s when he told me he went to church every Sunday. Whoops.