And now you’re on a NSA list, SAD.

+0 lateral quickness

hook this kinja straight up to my fuckin veins

If this gets more than five stars I’m going to light myself on fire.

Bake it with some ground italian sausage and tomato sauce, cover it with mozzarella, and that’s a goddamn good meal.

What’s the best air freshener smell?

100 points to your house. Well done.

Choke the Raven nevermore.

The Baltimore O-lineman that pushes Alonso to the ground THEN dives onto him deserved to be ejected way more than Alonso did. ... That was something that served no purpose other than to try to harm Alonso and came close to starting an all out brawl.

Ahh. Yes. And if that slut didn’t want to be raped she should have worn a longer skirt.

You are right. Its wrong. You are a fucking degenerate. You are the problem with the world today. Good god, what an asshole.

I feel like he wrote the into about my history of things I’ve said. Right now there are 69 stars so I won’t add one until later.

Excellent intro, Drew.

Complaining about Peach being kidnapped is like complaining water is wet.

*99% of all sentient life in the galaxy.

*99% of all sentient life in the galaxy.

Yeah man, that works too.

Yeah man, that works too.

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

Tsk, tsk. I want all the distraught straight men to know that many of us find penises beautiful to look at. Unfortunately for them, most of us are gay men. But I want them to know, if they’re sick of having their beautiful penises disrespected and laughed at, we’re waiting with open...arms.

Leave it to a Yankees fan to complain about “horrible players” like Jason Giambi (.925 OPS in 7 seasons with the Yankees) and Alex Rodriguez.

hey, you can’t always get what you want