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I am white, but I’m smart enough to know that white people do not have cookouts. We think we do, but we are actually just having people over for grilled foodstuffs.

what in Christ’s name is this shit? Dear God.

Hi, I’m a very white person. (Note: Jesus was not a white person despite my username). I have words.

I was all over ExploreStLouis.com and there’s no blow jobs. Calling the BBB.

Bruh i know

Where’s the exploding blast ring? Even Lucas knew about those.

+1 chiseled butt participation statue

I’m pretty sure that when you’re brown it’s okay to talk to other brown people however you want. But really, he’s of Indian descent so it really is like talking about people who are not of his heritage. Shit I don’t know, I’m just giving him a pass I think?

what is this, the care bear stare?

Let me be the first to say, put down your fucking phone and go help people!

This is Jezebel not Deadspin. Get back in your swim lane.

Maybe you stopped because you’re a grown-ass man?

Dude, we do not think he is evil incarnate. But he totally did it.

One asshole down. One very large white house to go.

There’s a poignant observation in Toy Story 2, which calls out that interest in westerns dropped after the moon landing. I’m basically going to make the same assertion here except to point to science fiction—specifically Star Wars—-as the reason that period pieces like this didn’t resonate with kids of that period. In

This is not “amazing”. This is actually a very bad scene and it was cut because it sucks. The dialogue sucks. The pacing does suck. The concept sucks.

It really tied the room together.

The Dude abides. That’s the philosophy. The end.