Fuck. Yes. Gurl! You are Wonder Woman!

I can’t believe people don’t believe God doesn’t exist. It’s not like humans could draw state border lines that huge right on the surface of the Earth!

If some tramp gets knocked up, use the following rules:
(a) if she is a hypothetical woman that you do not know, she must absolutely keep that fucking baby.
(b) if she is your wife, she must also keep the baby because she has no rights to choose anyhow; however, if the public doesn’t know about the pregnancy you may…

Someone died! Hilarious!

This happened to us Bills fans up until 17 days ago. Now I think there will be a rebirth of foolish hope. Damn fools.

It is always the fatalist, but only if you aren’t the fatalist that openly attacks the raging asswipe diehards. If so, you are actually just a polar opposite raging asswipe.

If I yell “cunt” over and over at my Echo dot, will it send me Sarah Huckabee Sanders?

I LOLed at CRUNCHBLASTED.

With all due respect, that douchebag is a 4-time Pro Bowler.

No no, guys. He said n***a not n****r.

I am willing to make an exception to support this sodomy.

There’s a halo over 30. So is Steph Curry dead? Conspiracy time.

This makes me sad, because Tyrod Taylor was literally bodyslammed twice yesterday. I mean TT is no CN but it really sucked.

Fuck no. Republicans really like that kind of thing. That’s why they get a hard on (actually literally) for Ann Coulter. I think it’ll get a lot of crossover votes.

If I’m going to die tomorrow in a fiery holocaust, at least the Bills made the playoffs. I still have that. This guy can eat shit.

Most responses I’ve seen completely incinerate him.

it wasn’t that bad.

Bono.

The Yankees are still stupid.

trendy stupid names in general.