What’s your style sheet for deciding when to call it a dong and when to call it a dinger?

No. That’s not true. That’s impossible.

Sad! Bad guy!

Confession: I work as an analytics professional at a mid-sized bank, but I secretly long to make wooden furniture. Do I make furniture right now on my own? No. It’s manual work without being physically straining and I’ll be able to make beautiful things to exacting standards. Sigh.

I hate you. Here’s my star.

That comment is a hit, Bull.

goddammit

Fairly prescient of them to think you might be joining ISIS in 2001.

great caveat

That’s all i could think of this morning too. That’s all we got? He paraded out more maudlin support our troops/respect for the fallen crap we’ve been spoon fed for 15 years? Fuck that. By that measure, George W. Bush will be looked back upon as a LEGEND! Up your body-count game, 46! Give me a break.

We lost Apollo.

I believe the birds didn’t see it coming.

Unless it becomes profitable at some point, it will go the way of the dinosaurs. Same for Twitter. Maybe not soon. But soon enough.

Agreed.

I don’t think everyone in the audience quite got your sarcasm.

Yes I know that a very small number lived. Everything they knew was lost and almost everyone they loved were killed. And the galactic empire steamrolled the rest of the galaxy and killed or enslaved millions. I’m still in the camp that they suffered enough.

Did somebody say virgin birth?

The Jedi all died. I’d say they suffered sufficiently.

What kind of asshat wears his own t-shirt?

The best cameo of all time is Bob Saget in Half Baked.