That’s all i could think of this morning too. That’s all we got? He paraded out more maudlin support our troops/respect for the fallen crap we’ve been spoon fed for 15 years? Fuck that. By that measure, George W. Bush will be looked back upon as a LEGEND! Up your body-count game, 46! Give me a break.

I believe the birds didn’t see it coming.

Unless it becomes profitable at some point, it will go the way of the dinosaurs. Same for Twitter. Maybe not soon. But soon enough.

Agreed.

I don’t think everyone in the audience quite got your sarcasm.

What kind of asshat wears his own t-shirt?

The best cameo of all time is Bob Saget in Half Baked.

Ok that’s cool and all, but your post is batshit crazy, and your follow-up post is borderline gibberish. There is some part of all of us that wants to see them ruin everything so that we can rebound to more progressive times. That said, that would be very very bad, and the damage done from such a firestorm could last…

This is a good post.

He very clearly left an “out” for a few decent Patriots fans, and it sounds like the touching story of your father would fit you in that category. Unfortunately you blew it in the last two sentences. May the Lord curse you such that if you henceforth ever mutter “they hate us cause they ain’t us” that you will shit…

i’m with you man. simmons kind of sucks.

So you’re saying we’re moving more towards peace now? Great I’ll wait for that.

goddammit

Fucking christ we’re all gonna die.

Before Trump was elected, I tended to think that you, HamNo, were an over the top snark with an irrational hatred for Chobani. Since the election, your rhetoric has become sharper and your message more focused. I like you. You might still be an asshole, but you’re my kind of asshole now.

Puke makes me gag more than dook. I’m so desensitized to my son’s fecal smell that I don’t even flinch. He pukes all over his shit and it’s dripping in the car seat and in the seat belt cracks and fuck I don’t have a change of clothing you little shit.

There’s a part of me that wants to troll and say something stupid like “durr..this is America...durr...learn English or go home! #MAGA”, but this game was in Canada and I just remembered I’m not an asshole.

I’m an analytics manager for a top 25 bank. Does the job pay $140K+?

This what it’s like to be a good human being. We need more of this.

I would say two and you’re close to blackout drunk, because there’s no way that’s the only thing you’ve been drinking that day.