It takes real effort for the Skyline chili logo to be the third-worst sight in a photograph, but there ya go.

Is Officer Darren Wilson writing your headlines now?

Ten minutes later, his Frosty was ready.

This is a better (or just as good) catch.

DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE GHOST SEX!?!??!

Whichever Plumlee is on the Nets.

At that point, she told him to come back later but he did not go back.

The Auburn-Opelika News has done this before...

Shouldn't surprise anyone that the NFL would tackle someone like that. Just a year ago the NFL murdered Odin Lloyd in cold blood. Because we call every action by every human in the league the NFL...

Fucking Hitchcock... that asshole is always trying to scare the shit out of people.

Are we sure that's not the scoreboard operator?

You should be happy you don't have to see these types of plays in the NBA anymore. No one should have to watch Josh Childress play professional basketball.

will. I. am. having. my. wallet. taken.

Sorry, don't have time to watch a 25 minute video.

McCoy, LeSean - Questionable (tipping)

Eric Berry: [reflexively expunges all traces of THC from his body]

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

Chapman: Can you keep an eye out and tell me if anyone is coming?

The Sun is looking into this.