"beating the pussy up" is in fact a euphemism for engaging in really good sex.

I think we are all grateful he doesn't play for the Pooptons.

The most disgusting part of this is that Michael Gearon still thinks it's okay to own minorities.

Olbermann's show is now on in the afternoon.

So... they're sad because Vick doesn't have a dog in this fight?

Edmonton has already offered Taylor Hall and $6 million cash for that portrait.

Totally. Looks like his running game amasses about the same net yardage.

Which led to the "Great Wing Shortage of 2013" in Kansas City.

Love reading all the 20 year olds' opinions in here. Thanks for chiming in, Brayden.

Making things worse for Oden, Kevin Durant was spotted buying his girlfriend flowers even though it's totally not her birthday.

Hey KC, nice gesture and all, but kind of a dick move making fun of his English with that shirt.

Hoover might be nuts, but he still wouldn't have signed Tony Romo to an extension.

It's about time a GM in Detroit rivaled anything anywhere again...

Fixed it.

Austin Collie used to give similar interviews to the beat writers in Indianapolis, except his stock answer was, "Who am I? Why are you asking me these questions?"

In defense of the Qatari government, they didn't expect the workers to still be alive.

Well, had the fucking schematics included a giant vault with a $ on the door, maybe FIFA would have a place to store all their cash.

The other girl still has better help D than James Harden