All he needs is a magnificent posing pouch!

It's certainly not a Thriller….

"This Summer's Gonna Hurt Like a Motherfucker"
Ladies and gentlemen, the world's worst song about global warming.

Yep, this and whoever is making ice cream with human breast milk just makes me say….nooooope. Just not my thing.

Gaiman is Batman! I knew it all along!

Sarah Silverman's joke "If I was just masterbating myself, the why do my fingers smell like sourdough bread?" friggin floored me and left me unable to think of sourdough bread the same way again.

Someone finally found her!

Guns are from Omicron Persei 7, Roses are from Omicron Persei 9.

I kept saying "Shoes"

"Do we really need" is not a phrase to be used in Hollywood!

I love when I hear them complain that everyone is so politically correct that no one wants to hear their opinions anymore. All I can think of is: For hundreds of years, your opinion was THE only optional one. Or should I say, mandatory. We've heard your opinions for a long time, now other people have a chance and all…

yeah I know, too lazy to change it though

I stand corrected

PIMHOLE!

Thank you for replacing "Shoes" with the theme to MPFC as the song stuck in my head.

Surely you can't be serious.

And now I'm left feeling Blue.
That's it, I'm going to fin-ish this pun thread Right now!

Ray……

I AM SPORTACUS! *back-flips away*

Mr. Splashy Pants has been with us for a long time!