You know what's a strong word? Herculean.

There was an Onion article in which Bernie's wild gestures cause him to fall off the stage.

Well, both Alec Guinness and Bela Lugosi/Christopher Lee are no longer with us, so what's the point?

I see the Jedi diet as more Paleo than Atkins.

Comedy is like a Marvel/DC superhero. It can never truly die. It just pulls fake-outs for some emotional manipulation!

How to buy shoes like Jesse Pinkman.

Mick Jagger's British pudding Spotted Mick never took off either

Well…….
DON'T DO IT CARTMAN!
Well……
I'M WARNING YOU CARTMAN!
Okay okay….
I'm really getting sick of…
WELL……

The Generalissimo? He's in Madrid!

Carol King, Sheryl Crow, Stevie Nicks

Of course I know what irony is! It's like goldy and bronzey only it's made of iron!

N is for float, it's the…huh?

In the membrane?

Malcolm MacDowal as both Alex DeLarge and John Henry Eden (sorry, PRESIDENT John Henry Eden)

William Shatner as William Shatner. Beca you would have to travel through space….to…find another…..person…who speaks from the diaphram the way he does. I also loved his role as Buck Murdoch (No, Buck MURdoch!")

Ah yes. Julius Caesar. Not Macbeth.

God I hated his original voice actor. He sounded like he was on heavy sedatives, and made Joel look hyperactive in comparison. Kevin Murphy will always be Tom Servo!

"What was the middle part?"

Mikklesen had tough shoes to fill, and he did it so well.

Bruce Campbell as Ash Williams