DEATH TO FALSE METAL

The skits on Enter the Wu Tang are meant to introduce you to a whole other fucked up world of Five Percenter drug dealing Shaolin warriors that I can't imagine anyone knew existed prior to the album dropping and that's a lot of Wu's appeal - it's a full service experience. Most other rap skits just add up to "I am…

"The real mega death is 100% legal in the USA, brother."

There sure does seem to be a concerted media effort to get people to care about Van Halen again!

I think my biggest problem with Before Watchmen is that I'm not sure I care to read more about the adventures of a bunch of middle aged impotent failures wearing ill fitting costumes (if any clothes at all) in a miserablist alternate reality. It makes perfect sense from a 'this will make a lot of cash' standpoint.

That was the FIRST thing I thought, too.

I'm always glad to see Beef Absworthy get more work, even if it is just TV.

April makes me wonder if it's hard to go through life sounding either like she just woke up, or maybe on some heavy dosages of thorazine or haldol.

All of his work starting with Ghosts has just given me these images of sparkling, textureless sinks and toilets as a metaphor for how bland it tends to be these days. I know he's old, sober, and allegedly happy so putting out another Broken wouldn't make any sense but I'd like to hear some output that at least makes…

I'd like for him to make music that doesn't sound like it belongs in a commercial for bathroom cleaning products.

Aren't they basically the same thing as Blueshammer from Ghost World?

Not for lack of trying. :(

I've always thought they were blowing a huge opportunity by not making Taxidermia into a zany sitcom about three generations of repulsive Hungarians.

I like the one that's an extended metaphor for ejaculating on people.

Unstoppable. Uncontrollable. Unintelligible.

The Dutchman strikes again!

Peacock dreams.

Is this the browser Hulu Plus, or the one that streams to 360/PS3/other things?

Rob Zombie.

"So basically we're going from schlocky horrorcore that is only more relevant than ICP because we are not fat midwestern christians to standard FM radio rap. You're welcome, America."