Is this the new thing? Forcing critics to defend their opinions in our endless demand for Content? If so, Roger Ebert's got a lot of explaining to do about giving The Cell four stars.

I'll definitely say this - nobody draws Spartan penises underneath their battlecapes better than Frank Miller.

Spec Ops is still in there I believe, although if you do survive long enough in survival you will eventually be made the prison bitch of a mob of juggernauts.

The whole bit with the pirates was the only part that came close to capturing how crazy the second game was, but I would blame the fairly pedestrian part before that more on Drake's natural discomfort with shooting his fellow white people in nice suits. Once his opposition consisted of Somali and Yemeni pirates who…

I remember this reviewing horribly but it sounds like exactly the kind of thing I would find hilarious.

I see PixelJunk as being closer to art installations than actual games - although I do think it's kind of a shame that they moved away from the really abstract what the fuck is this quality of PixelJunk Eden for more straightforward fare like this and Shooter. I think the presentation is amazing but the gameplay is…

I think I would have enjoyed this episode a lot more if it had ended with April and Andy fulfilling a secret suicide pact at the curiously depopulated Grand Canyon.

When did he and Rob Halford become the same person?

I can't decide if I didn't like this because it's musically limp, or because Mustaine seems exactly the kind of guy who would become a born again once he had successfully alienated and pissed off everyone close to him. I've actually always really liked his nasal whine and guitar work.

I've found that the sheer amount of people who don't play assault medic/support make it much easier for me to fill that role and get shitloads of points without having to show any actual skill when playing with pubbies.

My direct enjoyment of this game seems to be based on how talkative and involved my squad gets, which is good that I have a lot of FPS obsessed friends on my XBL list. It has certain moments that I've never seen in any other FPS, like when playing Rush in Operation Metro and everyone sort of bunches together to form a…

Eurogamer gave it some high but not perfect score (8/10 I think) and that had this exact same gang of rabid morons descending on their site, and they've been stoking the controversy ever since because it equals page counts, because in a world of infinite feedback critics should now have to justify their opinions. It…

That would be correct. I'm sure that this will be worth every penny of the $10 I will spend Redboxing it for a week and then never thinking about it again like in the previous two games in the series.

Did Uncharted 2 even add one single new gameplay element over the (arguably pretty damn good) first one?

Hopefully I'll remember that prior to my next jerk sesh about Lindsay Lohan's father.

Kelsey Grammer is: BALLS.

What a bunch of attractive and carefree looking young people.

What a charming prospect! Oral copulation, in exchange for pizza! If only the Battle of Trafalgar were won in such a manner!

How do they know the difference between 'passed out' and 'fell asleep' on a plane? People sleep on planes all the time.

I went to high school with the guy who plays Stifler in all the direct to video sequels and he's a pretty swell human being.