The newest NIN material sounds like the product of a bored rich guy who is properly medicated and very proud of his physical fitness regimen.

I'm just chafing at the fact that they got the two actors most born to play those roles (more Idris as Roland, I don't think anyone else has that level of weary gravitas) the movie itself just looks as lightweight and disposable as most ADHD-oriented trash that appears and disappears within a week or two on its…

I think it has more to do with (dumbass) white groupthink in that any party they don't feel they've been sufficiently invited to has to be denounced and eventually put to the torch, particularly if no one there wants to fuck them.

I noticed that too - Mortal Kombat 9 had a lot of weird experimental gameplay that X dropped, and IJ2 seems to have done the same.

I could be mistaken but I think the gear is just cosmetic in player v player matches - the stat buffs only figure into fighting CPU Multiverse opponents.

He had Schreibetooth's hair and sideburns, I thought that was definitely an intentional callback.

The first Sin City really made me realize that comic balloon dialogue spoken verbatim sounds completely ridiculous no matter how professional the actor is.

I think the 'hero who could be you!' aspect of Peter is mostly restricted to the 'Parker luck' how often life shits on him and not his vast scientific knowledge, ripped physique, supermodel/soap opera actress spouse, or Black Cat constantly wanting his dick no strings attached.

I expected this to be a dumpster inferno but I'm about 20 hours in and really enjoying it. I'm still iffy on never meeting any new/female party members but everything about FFXV seems to work shockingly well, even if my favorite aspects of all the previous non-MMO chapters was discovering a gorgeous huge new world and…

Back when I was just out of high school in the early aughts these were the only sorts of organizations (Vector Marketing, Primerica etc) that would ever call me about jobs, and I did completely fall for it the first time - they used a lot of primitive neurolinguistic programming like making it seem like this was some…

I can only hope we get more hilarious oblique references to the women he's tortured/raped/murdered as that's just comedy gold right there. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Hasn't this been on the shelf for years now? I swear I originally saw the trailer for this a few summers ago and it looked awful then too.

I buy the show off Amazon and all the swears are present.

As a walking simulator it's top notch, but if there's any issue it's that there's nothing really pushing me forward - I felt that it did depict an unfathomably endless and indifferent universe reasonably well but my investment in it is entirely generated by myself as opposed to what it gives me.

It'll be really funny when Marvel does Thunderbolts in a few years and blows this out of the water despite the concept being blatant theft. Unless 'bad guys become edgy good guys for the government' is one of Aristotle's Four Stories (edit: Causes), or whatever.

LaCroix: The Taste of Absence

Do these people regularly call Harrison Ford and then get fucking furious because Indiana Jones won't talk to them?

I just never take him seriously as that kind of adult because becoming Batman is the way someone stuck at a childhood level of arrested development would grieve for their dead parents.

Has any story ever been improved by reminding us that on top of being an ace detective and martial artist, Batman is also a sexual creature who loves to fuck?

Of course TNT was the first place I ever saw this, at 3 AM after Joe Bob's Monstervision in the halcyon mid-90s.