It’s as Scarlett as the nose on plain’s face.

Weird to think that episode was a decade ago.

nobody is thinner skinned than rich people who don’t deserve to be

I hope they put him in there with some lifers that deal out the type of justice he really deserves...especially if they prove the stuff he’s been accused with involving minors (I believe it without the proof, but still).

Did... did he expect they’d forgive him after this video and all good? Goddamn.

In the apology video, Diddy’s invocations of God/religion as it relates to notions of forgiveness are particularly disgusting. Anybody who falls for that with a “Who are we to judge” and/or “let he who cast the first stone” is a POS in my book.

“When Cassie and multiple other women came forward, he denied everything and suggested that his victims were looking for a payday. That he was only compelled to ‘apologize’ once his repeated denials were proven false shows his pathetic desperation, and no one will be swayed by his disingenuous words.”

The Scooby sketch was discount “Farewell Mr. Bunting”.

Lowkey Andrew Dismukes could have a case for it this season. He really excelled in various sketches, especially those where he starts off playing straight and things escalate to the absurd. At the very least, he’s grown into a well rounded sketch performer.

She has a nice singing voice. Not sure what else the case for her has.

All due respect, I don’t know that Jake Gyllenhaal is at the level of “guy worth inviting to host even if they’re not really promoting anything.” Not bad, but not blowing people away, at least in my opinion.

Yeah, he’s a freeking writer. He didn’t sign up for that shit.

Unbelievably fucked up for the tone of this article to be “well, he’s worked for Johnny Knoxville and Eric Andre, he should expect to be physically assaulted at random times.”

That’s absolutely horrifying. It makes me wonder, what are the chances charges will be filled for the hotel selling incriminating footage to the perpetrator?

I’m not easily shocked but watched the video and said “Oh my God” multiple times. Absolutely at Ray Rice levels. I’m glad there’s actual evidence to potentially put this guy away, after the sheer number of allegations against him which suggest he's a true scourge on the music industry. 

I feel bad for laughing but goddammit take the star.

She must not have voted.

Regrettably, I watched the video. This guy is fucking toast.

I think the video serves as an important reminder to hesitate before doing the kind of logical nitpicking that often happens in these cases. I could certainly imagine people going, “Wait, you’re saying P Diddy managed to run down a hallway at a fancy hotel, grab a woman, and kick her twice, all while wearing a towel?…

It’s truly satisfying to see someone who is such a piece of shit getting caught redhanded after so righteously claiming their innocence.