The twins seem like pretty private people, so maybe he should have mercy and cut it out.

Really great reads. They were able to articulate a lot of thoughts I had about Michael Schur shows (and shows like Schitt’s Creek which I was never able to get into). The kindness vs niceness really stood out to me. So did exploring how Schur’s characters can change from “good” to “bad” without doing any genuine…

Thanks, I know I’m not alone, but the overwhelming majority of the online folk can make me feel like I watched a different show. I definitely preferred it on the smaller scale where the focus was the Parks Department. Once Leslie joined city council, it just wasn’t the same. You’re so right that it felt like wish…

I found the Parks and Rec finale way too schmaltzy. But I’m one of the weirdos who didn’t like it after season 4.

There’s also the trailer for Insidious: The Red Door that dropped yesterday. It looks a lot better than the past few entries and stars the original family. Plus, Patrick Wilson directed! 

Dammit, I loved the purple gradient. I was hoping they weren’t going to change that. 

Hey, maybe you should mention how you’re part of the problem with your extreme fuck up on Monday. Oh wait, that would require you guys to have any sense of integrity. Seriously, fuck you, AV Club. 

It’s like you guys actively want to alienate your readers. 

I hope there’s a 4th season, it looks like that set up some potential for that. This was the weakest episode of the season though. It’s frustrating getting Constance only through a tablet - again. And no offense to the teen actors, but they really take me out of the show. I get they’re trying to show another side of…

And this is why I feel no guilt for torrenting.

It looks like the majority of the new cast is 30+ which I think is a really good idea. Hopefully these people are more likely at a point in their lives where they actually are looking for marriage and not just a moment in the spotlight. I mean, yeah, it’s trashy reality so I’m sure they’re fame seeking, but it’s just…

I wish Beck Bennett was back. He’d make a great DeSantis.

Oh god, the waiting tables nightmares. I haven’t been a server for about 10 years and I still have those dreams. 

If this is really a spoiler, maybe don’t?

The hot tub is TOO HOT!

Thank you! That’s what I’ve been saying! I’m sure the comment section for this non review is way more active than any Real Housewives actual review. I wouldn’t know though bc I’d never click on that. 

It’s the 26th season but close enough 

So trashy reality shows like The Bachelor and Real Housewives of NJ are “can’t miss recaps” but not South Park? All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other. And I’m from Jersey! Screw you guys, I’m going home. 

So, you’re just not reviewing South Park anymore?