Happy birthday!

Sounds like a blatant rip-off of Ron Donald’s RDDs: Ron Donald Don’ts.

I’m sorry for your loss, too. Losing a pet is always hard :(

My cat died on my birthday a couple of weeks ago so I fail to see the humor in this

That last line brought tears to my eyes. I’ve forgotten what a normal presidency felt like. Turns out, I really missed it. 

It’s All Too Much is my favorite Beatles song too. Good choice, Fred.

The Baby-Sitter’s Club is one of the few good things that came out of this shithole year

I wish Mr. Tuttle was in this, he was my favorite Bayside teacher, but he passed away in 2009 :(

She had me at Nathan For You. I would like to be friends with her, please and thank you. 

Huh. Little OT but a girl who went to high school with me is also Ron Jeremy’s niece. He was at her bah mitzvah. Small world

I have a weird relationship with PLL. I discovered it during a deep depression and it became my crutch. It’s totally bonkers, off-the-wall, inconsistent and messy, but god damn I miss it. So bring it on. Go even crazier.

Don’t politicize the death of somebody who politicized the disease that killed him.

No, fuck you, dude. You don’t get to speak for servers. The system is fucked up but your solution is bullshit. Twist it whatever way you want, if you’re not tipping in these scenarios, you’re a dick. Eat at home. Eat a dick.

You’re trying to act like some righteous authority crusading against tipping culture. You’re actually just an asshole. If you’re so against tipping, don’t order from restaurants. Make your own damn food.

Just curious, what’s the racist moment in Community s4 you’re referring to? I’m wracking my brain trying to think of what it is

Interesting! The Grille is 2 minutes from my house. I know a couple people who work there. Never gone there though because I see the kind of people who frequent it, and they’re the types I like to avoid. I do go to the beer store next door, however, and have seen all the maskless wonders gathering outside, without a…

I feel like this writer is talking about my sister. Except she’s been a hardcore TERF for years. She even tried to indoctrinate me, once upon a time. It’s impossible to argue with someone like her. Everytime she stumbles upon some radical blog, she expects everyone to agree with her new worldview. When she was a…

Aw this makes me kind of sad. I worked for Ruby Tuesday’s on and off for 10 years and it recently closed due to Covid19. It was corporate as hell and I don’t miss being told to ask customers “are your fries piping hot?” — I was told but I never did it. But I made a lot of good friends and memories there. They had…

4's have chores, 3's have fleas, 2's have blues and 1's don’t get a rhyme because they’re garbage

@DoNotGiveAShit thanks for advocating on behalf of rapists everywhere! Fun fact, when I used to get that drunk, I’d pass out. I didn’t molest sleeping people. I’ve been through years of therapy to come to terms with this, among other things. And I’m not going to let some ignorant internet idiot tear me down with their…