Gordo has always been hot

Home Alone 1 is still superior. 

I know, I was crushed when I heard. He’s still an amazing entertainer and I love watching him. And hopefully he’s a decent person besides this. Maybe it’s not even true. I just have a difficult time being enthusiastic about his love life. 

What? Of course it would. It’s always worse when there are children involved

There were a bunch of stories that he was hooking up with co-eds and his wife found out

It’d be cooler if he didn’t originally cheat on his wife when they have 3 daughters

Pen15 belongs on this list. Funniest show this year

The only highlight was the lack of applause for Arod 

Snl to jlo 

Username checks out. You’re insufferable. 

Your writing felt so warm and familiar, it was like I was hearing from a close friend. Best of luck, you deserve it

HE IS UNTETHERED AND HIS RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!

You take that back! Poppins is a god. A golden god. 

You don’t have anything to apologize for :) 

An old acquaintance (now former acquaintance) from high school tried to pull a fast one on me with a MLM. I met her at a nearby bar, thinking we were catching up. “Surprisingly” enough, a whole group of people she knew were also there! “Let’s all go into this party room for some privacy!” Then out came the slideshow…

No Gellar Cup? No deal.

I don’t wish her any ill will, that’s a rough thing to go through. I just don’t care for her mommy blogger/social media personality

So far he’s done Scotty’s dad and younger brother. I want to see how many more family members Kyle and Colby can rap about. The duo of my dreams. Praise the lord up above