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hayley23

And if it was H20 coming out, you’d be bashing it too.

+ kids

I had to memorize a short monologue for a speech class in college. I chose his speech from Troll 2.

If that’s the future of PC... count me in, I guess. And I don’t even normally like babies

I’m just here for the PC Quintuplets

None, because my dogs just freeze up and shut down anytime I put any garment of clothing on them.

None, because my dogs just freeze up and shut down anytime I put any garment of clothing on them.

2 words; 1 cup. Floribama Shore.

Right?!?! I’ve never been a Gossip Girl fan (though I was an undercover PLL groupie) but Penn has made a huge impression on me. And Shay Mitchell is amazing at playing a bitch! I was skeptical going into this show, but now I am 100% here for it

Fuck outta here

Ugh it’s not necessary to put a ®️ symbol after everything, you arrogant prick 

It is surprisingly well done. I agree about the name. I can’t tell anyone I love the show without them thinking I’m in love with them 

It comes on Sunday nights and they’ve written about it before in this feature. So why don’t you fuck off?

I’ve really become enamored with You on Lifetime. Even bought the book by Caroline Kepnes. It’s a fun (albeit a bit cheesy), unpredictable romp

I’ve really become enamored with You on Lifetime. Even bought the book by Caroline Kepnes. It’s a fun (albeit a bit cheesy), unpredictable romp

I used to kind of group you with QueenVictoriasCorset, as people who kind of riled up the comment section. After an interaction with “QVC” the other day, I apologize. You have your heart in the right place and I appreciate what you have to say

Yeah well everyone does hate you. So go play in traffic, you fucking prick

That’s why everyone on this website hates you. Because you are an insufferable, judgmental ass. 

She looks great. I’m happy for her

Oh I know. This has been the best month of my life

No no no no no. You can’t improve upon perfection.