Too many onions in my office at the moment...

Given that nothing they do will change him or help him win, I just assumed they were all in it for the payday. I mean, who doesn’t want a 6-figure job where literally nothing you do matters?

Can we stop using “pussy” as a word to mean weak though? My vagina has birthed three god damn kids.

ohhh cmon people, stop discrimination against Satan, what did he ever do to you????

I’d say you can cut the cognitive dissonance with a knife in Cleveland right now.

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I choose to be an optimist and believe they did this just because they felt it was the right thing to do.

In surprisingly large type: “If I’d known it would be this much trouble, I’d have picked my own damn cotton.”

They’re just lucky it wasn’t a mustang...

I wooden touch it even if you’re aspen nicely.

I’m just impressed someone had the sense to film this in landscape mode.

Well, yellow is the correct color for launching...

Ironic when you consider that the Falcons new stadium is basically a giant anus that looks like it’s ready for a nice big penis when the roof “opens”.

Well... at least she isn’t one of those I-don’t-understand-how-life-works commercial people?

Obligatory #thanksobama.

Internet: You are whore for showing your boobs.

It’s surprising to me that a group of politicians known for their embrace of all things science-related seem to be eschewing medical knowledge and common sense now.

Best use of a Harley.