My understanding, it’s really hard to turn a Cheeto into a taco. Better results when starting with a hotdog.

He also had 12 other BMWs stored in the parking lot of the company he worked for.

Sharia is already in America. We just call it evangelical Christianity.

Coruscant, now that’s a great planet. 5,000 levels. We’re gonna have even more levels, the best levels. And then we’re gonna build a wall, and the Tusken Raiders are gonna pay.

Trump: You know, Luke was a terrible Jedi. That’s true. He didn’t complete his training with Yoda and got his hand chopped off by his dad. Sad. I’d never get my hand chopped off, and that has nothing to do with the size of my hands. My hands are actually huge. They’re luxurious. They’re the best hands.

They can’t afford to move?

I don’t think anyone thinks these bills should NOT be fought on legal grounds and because discrimination is wrong. It’s just that the people proposing them literally do not think that trans people deserve human rights, so their attention has to be gotten some other way.

So we can assign bathrooms apparently

If I am going to be dehumanized/hunted/put into a camp, at least give me a nuclear fire to keep me warm rather than a slow and cold death.

Well, they definitely aren’t using it to get pussy.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

I had my vagina swell shut after a colposcopy and the doctor told me it was ‘psychological’ because it’s impossible to be allergic to the stuff they use. Yes I made my vagina swell shut with my mind....

“I’m so very sorry, but when we were stitching you up Dr. WTF sewed his finger to your labia. It didn’t worsen the tear, but fluids mixed and we do need to do an HIV test. After we re-sew.”

Okay so it’s not really “gross” and I probably told this story before, but it’s still hilarious to me.

The most serious issue of this election is not Donald Trump. It’s people who support Donald Trump.

When this went down last year, we had a faculty member go on an extended work-email diatribe about how disgusting it was that a man was using the womens’ restroom (she was a transgender student presenting as female). He was reported to the appropriate authorities and chastised, but continued to rant about it in his…

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

All religions suck.